Stan Laurel

Stan Laurel
(as Stan)

Stan: Don't you think you're bounding over your step?
Stan Laurel

Stan Laurel
(as Stan)

Stan: Say listen, don't you think you're bounding over your step?
Policeman: What do you mean bounding over my step?
Ollie: Why, he means overstepping your bounds.
Policeman: Oh.
[hits Stan on head with his baton]
Policeman: Now let that be a lesson to you!
[pokes him in the stomach]
Stan: Ooh!
Oliver Hardy

Oliver Hardy
(as Ollie)

Stan: What do you want?
Policeman: I don't want you. I want that other monkey.
[Stan whistles to Ollie]
Ollie: What?
Stan: He doesn't want me! He wants the other monkey!
[Ollie looks around]
Stan: You!
Ollie: Oh.
Oliver Hardy

Oliver Hardy
(as Ollie)

Ollie: That's the house up there; right on top of the stoop.
Oliver Hardy

Oliver Hardy
(as Ollie)

Ollie: Where there's a will, there's a way.
Oliver Hardy

Oliver Hardy
(as Ollie)

Prof. von Schwarzenhoffen: Gentlemen, is there anything I can do to show you how sorry I am?
Ollie: [smiling] Just sign here.
[as he takes the top off the pen, ink explodes into the Professor's face. He chases Stan and Ollie out of the house. Fade]
Sam Lufkin

Sam Lufkin
(as Policeman)

Nursemaid: And not only that, he kicked me.
Policeman: He kicked you?
Nursemaid: Yes, officer, right in the middle of my daily duty.
Policeman: Oh, he kicked you did he?

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