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Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

Bob Adams: Oh Mr. Hammer, there's a man outside wants to see you with a black mustache.
Hammer: Tell him I've got one.
Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

Hammer: [on phone] You want to know where you can get a hold of Mrs. Potter? I don't know, she's awfully ticklish.
Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

Hammer: [to Margaret Dumont] An empty bungalow just for you and me, where we could bill and cow - no, we could bull and cow...
Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

Hammer: All along the river, those are all levees.
Chico: That's the Jewish neighborhood?
Hammer: Well, we'll pass over that.
Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

Hammer: Believe me, you gotta get up early if you want to get out of bed.
Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

Hammer: Florida folks, land of perpetual sunshine. Let's get the auction started before we have a tornado.
Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

Hammer: Get away from that tree before it dies.
Chico Marx

Chico Marx

Hammer: Hey, hey! You know that suitcase is empty?
Chico: That's all right. We fill it up before we leave.
Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

Hammer: I can see it now: you and the moon - wear a necktie so I'll know you.
Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

Hammer: I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge.
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