Dr. Susan Lane: I happen to be a psychiatrist.
Michael Kent: No! A mental peeping Tom eh?
Dr. Susan Lane: Only by appointment!


--Rosalind Russell (as ) in She Wouldn't Say Yes

Hildy Johnson: [Hildy's on the phone telling Walter how Earl Williams escsaped] Of course he had to have a gun to re-enact the crime with. And who do you think supplied it? Peter B. Hartwell. B For brains.


--Rosalind Russell (as Hildy Johnson) in His Girl Friday

Hildy Johnson: [speaking on the phone to Bruce] There's an old newspaper superstition that the first big check you get, you put in the lining of your hat. In your hat! It brings good luck.
Murphy: I've been a reporter for 20 years - I never heard that before.
Hildy Johnson: [to Murphy] Neither did I.


--Rosalind Russell (as Hildy Johnson) in His Girl Friday

Hildy Johnson: [speaking to Walter on the phone] Did you hear that? That's the story I just wrote. Yes, yes, I know we had a bargain. I just said I'd write it, I didn't say I wouldn't tear it up! It's all in little pieces now, Walter, and I hope to do the same for you some day!
[hangs up emphatically]
Hildy Johnson: [to the other reporters] And that, my friends, is my farewell to the newspaper game.


--Rosalind Russell (as Hildy Johnson) in His Girl Friday

Hildy Johnson: [speaking to Walter on the phone] Now, get this, you double-crossing chimpanzee: There ain't going to be any interview and there ain't going to be any story. And that certified check of yours is leaving with me in twenty minutes. I wouldn't cover the burning of Rome for you if they were just lighting it up. If I ever lay my two eyes on you again, I'm gonna walk right up to you and hammer on that monkeyed skull of yours 'til it rings like a Chinese gong!


--Rosalind Russell (as Hildy Johnson) in His Girl Friday

Hildy Johnson: [to Walter] Listen to me, you great big bubble-headed baboon!


--Rosalind Russell (as Hildy Johnson) in His Girl Friday

Hildy Johnson: A big fat lummox like you hiring an airplane to write: "Hildy, don't be hasty. Remember my dimple. Walter." Delayed our divorce 20 minutes while the judge went out and watched it.


--Rosalind Russell (as Hildy Johnson) in His Girl Friday

Hildy Johnson: All I know is that instead of two weeks in Atlantic City with my bridegroom, I spent two weeks in a coal mine with John Krupsky. You don't deny that, do you Walter?
Walter Burns: Deny it? I'm proud of it. We beat the whole country on that story.
Hildy Johnson: [shouting] Well, suppose we did. That isn't what I got married for!


--Rosalind Russell (as Hildy Johnson) in His Girl Friday

Hildy Johnson: I wouldn't cover the burning of Rome for you if they were just lighting it up!


--Rosalind Russell (as Hildy Johnson) in His Girl Friday

Hildy Johnson: Walter, you're wonderful, in a loathsome sort of way.


--Rosalind Russell (as Hildy Johnson) in His Girl Friday