Spanky: [all four boys having a delightful feast of the food Buckwheat and Porky brought out of the store] Home was never like this.Aren't you glad we ran away?
Alfalfa: And how.I betcha' our mothers are plenty sorry now.
Hiram Jenks: [while purposely eavesdropping] Oh so that's what they're up to eh?
Mrs. Jenks: Better get the car pa,and take em' right home.
Hiram Jenks: No.Do that and they'll run away again.It's my duty to teach them a darn good lesson first.C'mon ma.


--Otis Harlan (as ) in Roamin' Holiday

Happy: I'd like to dance and tap my feet / But they won't keep in rhythm. / You see, I washed 'em both today / And I can't do nothin' with 'em.


--Otis Harlan (as Happy) in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Happy: This is Dopey, he don't talk none.
Snow White: You mean he can't talk?
Happy: He don't know, he never tried.


--Otis Harlan (as Happy) in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Judge E. Clarence 'Necktie' Jones: Bein' as we ain't got any Bible and no one here has ever seen one, the jury will not be swore in.


--Otis Harlan (as ) in Ride Him, Cowboy

Mrs. Jenks: Hey Hiram come here.
Hiram Jenks: What is it ma?
Mrs. Jenks: Here come the other two,and they've got our dog.I wonder what they're up to now.
Hiram Jenks: I dunno,but as constable of Jenksville,it is my duty to investigate.Now you just leave everything to me.


--Otis Harlan (as ) in Roamin' Holiday