Pete: Come 'ere! Come 'ere. Look. In this cruddy pile o' junk: a flower. The odds against survival must've been a million to one. But it made it. Couple of drops of rain, and some sun...
Liz: Pete, what's wrong? What's the matter with you?


--Mary Tyler Moore (as ) in What's So Bad About Feeling Good?

Pete: Hey listen.
Liz: To what, the traffic?
Pete: Kids laughing.
Liz: You know *why* they're laughing? 'Cause they're not old enough to read the newspaper. You take a look at the front page and then try laughing. The world's a stinking, hopeless mess! Oh, Pete, you're sick.


--Mary Tyler Moore (as ) in What's So Bad About Feeling Good?

Elizabeth Sutton: And then you would fall into fits of depression that lasted days, sometimes weeks... always inside yourself. And you drank. Richard, you tried to drink yourself to death.
Richard Stuart: Why did you marry me?
Elizabeth Sutton: I loved you. You needed help, and I thought I could give it to you. I loved you. How do you think I feel, when you say I'm part of a plot? I know nothing about it.
Richard Stuart: But you wanted a divorce. Why?
Elizabeth Sutton: I couldn't go on being only a nurse to you.


--Mary Tyler Moore (as ) in Run a Crooked Mile

Miss Dorothy Brown: [after Judith Tremaine walks away] Bitch!


--Mary Tyler Moore (as Miss Dorothy Brown) in Thoroughly Modern Millie

Miss Dorothy Brown: Operator, you have obviously never been in a Chinese opium den!


--Mary Tyler Moore (as Miss Dorothy Brown) in Thoroughly Modern Millie

Taxi driver: That'll be 35 cents please.
Miss Dorothy Brown: A pen, please.
Taxi driver: A pen? What for?
Miss Dorothy Brown: To write a check.
Taxi driver: A check? 35 cents I said, not 35 dollars. Who writes a check for 35 cents?
Miss Dorothy Brown: Oh, I do.


--Mary Tyler Moore (as Miss Dorothy Brown) in Thoroughly Modern Millie

Millie Dillmount, Miss Dorothy Brown: [running up to take their bow] Echo, echo!
Millie Dillmount, Miss Dorothy Brown: [about ready to do their jump] Andiamo, andiamo! Allez oop!


--Mary Tyler Moore (as Miss Dorothy Brown) in Thoroughly Modern Millie

Jimmy Smith: My, what lovely elbows you have, Miss Flannery!
Miss Flannery: From my mother's side of the family.


--Mary Tyler Moore (as Miss Dorothy Brown) in Thoroughly Modern Millie

Amigo: [speech balloon] Oh Boy! Grapes.
Pete: What the hell is that?
Liz: Get a load o' that beak!
Pete: Come on, you. Hey! Hey! Those are *my* grapes.
Liz: Oh, let 'im eat 'em. He's probably hungry.
Pete: Oh sure. Make a pet out of him, get emotionally involved. That what you want?
Liz: I don't care if you have him for breakfast.


--Mary Tyler Moore (as ) in What's So Bad About Feeling Good?

[Referring to the elevator]
Miss Dorothy Brown: Oh, I love it! All you do in the Ritz elevator is go up and down!


--Mary Tyler Moore (as Miss Dorothy Brown) in Thoroughly Modern Millie