Ann B. Davis
(as Millie, Carol's Secretary)
Carol Templeton:
Think he'll like it?
Millie, Carol's Secretary: Well if he doesn't, he's been taking the wrong kind of chemicals.
Millie, Carol's Secretary: Well if he doesn't, he's been taking the wrong kind of chemicals.
Rock Hudson
(as Jerry Webster)
Carol Templeton:
You kissed me and I was thrilled!
Jerry Webster: A kiss? What does that prove? It's like finding out you can light a stove. It doesn't make you a cook.
Jerry Webster: A kiss? What does that prove? It's like finding out you can light a stove. It doesn't make you a cook.
Doris Day
(as Carol Templeton)
Carol Templeton:
You listen to me, no alcoholic beverage, no drug known to science, no torture yet devised could induce me to stay married to *you*!
Tony Randall
(as Peter 'Pete' Ramsey)
Jack Albertson
(as Fred)
Jerry Webster:
[Jerry Webster enters wearing a woman's full length mink coat]
Fred: He's the last guy in the world I woulda' figured.
Fred: He's the last guy in the world I woulda' figured.
Rock Hudson
(as Jerry Webster)
Doris Day
(as Carol Templeton)
Jerry Webster:
Okay, so I've sewn a few wild oats.
Carol Templeton: A few? You could qualify for a farm loan!
Carol Templeton: A few? You could qualify for a farm loan!
Rock Hudson
(as Jerry Webster)
Jerry Webster:
You're going up there to have my baby. My son. And I'm...
Carol Templeton: It's *my* baby and I'll have what I like. And I've decided I'm having a girl.
Jerry Webster: Have whatever you like. I love you both. Now will you marry me?
Carol Templeton: It's *my* baby and I'll have what I like. And I've decided I'm having a girl.
Jerry Webster: Have whatever you like. I love you both. Now will you marry me?
Tony Randall
(as Peter 'Pete' Ramsey)
Jerry Webster:
Your trouble is that you're still living in the shadow of your Father. You're even afraid to get rid of his old car.
Peter 'Pete' Ramsey: You don't realize how completely he dominated me ever since I was a little boy. Just once I spoke back to him. He cut a switch from a tree and gave me such a whipping, in front of this girl. It was a shattering experience.
Jerry Webster: Pete, all kids get whippings.
Peter 'Pete' Ramsey: But I was twenty five, the girl was my fiancé.
Peter 'Pete' Ramsey: You don't realize how completely he dominated me ever since I was a little boy. Just once I spoke back to him. He cut a switch from a tree and gave me such a whipping, in front of this girl. It was a shattering experience.
Jerry Webster: Pete, all kids get whippings.
Peter 'Pete' Ramsey: But I was twenty five, the girl was my fiancé.
Rock Hudson
(as Jerry Webster)
Peter 'Pete' Ramsey:
[Blows Horn]
Jerry Webster: What is that?
Peter 'Pete' Ramsey: The mating call of the Moose.
[Blows Horn]
Peter 'Pete' Ramsey: This call is absolutely irresistible. Your bull Moose will run for twenty miles, he will crash through any barrier to get to the source of this call.
[Blows Horn]
Jerry Webster: And what happens if he gets there?
Peter 'Pete' Ramsey: I take his Picture.
Jerry Webster: Pete, he's not running twenty miles to get photographed. Now I suggest you stop blowing that horn.
Jerry Webster: What is that?
Peter 'Pete' Ramsey: The mating call of the Moose.
[Blows Horn]
Peter 'Pete' Ramsey: This call is absolutely irresistible. Your bull Moose will run for twenty miles, he will crash through any barrier to get to the source of this call.
[Blows Horn]
Jerry Webster: And what happens if he gets there?
Peter 'Pete' Ramsey: I take his Picture.
Jerry Webster: Pete, he's not running twenty miles to get photographed. Now I suggest you stop blowing that horn.
