Katie Higgins: [shouting through the fog] Wendy. Wendy!
Windy Weebe: Katie where are you?
Katie Higgins: I'm on a yacht. With a Frenchman.
Windy Weebe: A Frenchman? Oh no.


--Jack Carson (as Windy Weebe) in Dangerous When Wet

Mildred: Wally, you should be kept on a leash! Now why can't you be friendly?
Wally: But I *am* being friendly!
Mildred: No, I mean it. Friendship's much more lasting than love.
Wally: Yeah, but it isn't as entertaining.


--Jack Carson (as Wally Fay) in Mildred Pierce

Arthur Halstead: [Reading bills] Valet service, cleaning and pressing, $46! What do you dames do to get your clothes so dirty? What are you, commandos?


--Jack Carson (as ) in The Doughgirls

Biff Jones: [Buzzsaw falls into pool with Biff and Margie] Margie, look out! Sharks!


--Jack Carson (as ) in The Good Humor Man

Chris Malley: The nice thing about being rich is having so much money.


--Jack Carson (as Chris Malley) in Bright Leaf

Dave Campbell: Wake up Jean.
Jean Campbell: Why? What is it?
Dave Campbell: Eddie wants you to undress a girl for him.


--Jack Carson (as Dave Campbell) in Princess O'Rourke

Frederick Harper: [after catching Jean and David in a hotel room] It's nice, very nice! Well, one of you better start lying!


--Jack Carson (as ) in Lucky Partners

Gooper Pollitt: I don't give a damn whether Big Daddy likes me, or don't likes me. Or did or never did. Or will or will never.


--Jack Carson (as Gooper Pollitt) in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

Gooper Pollitt: You said I never loved Big Daddy. How would you know? How would he know? Did he ever let anybody love him? It was always Brick, always. From the day he was born, he was always partial to Brick. Why? Big Daddy wanted me to become a lawyer. I became a lawyer. He said to get married, I got married. He said to have kids, I had kids. He said to live in Memphis, I lived in Memphis. Whatever he said to do, I did.


--Jack Carson (as Gooper Pollitt) in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

Matt Libby: [after being introduced to Esther] Esther Blodgett? Well, we'll do something about that. Anyway, nice to have you with us.


--Jack Carson (as Matt Libby) in A Star is Born