Bingo: You can slap me around all you want, but Joey here can't be missing any meals, can't you see he's sick?
Hiram Krispan: If Joey weren't a bad boy he'd get better quicker.


--Grant Mitchell (as Hiram Krispan) in Hell's Kitchen

Edward 'Eddie' Smith: [Walking in and putting $22 on the table after selling his car] Here, Dad.
Mr. James Smith: Wha... ? Where'd this come from?
Edward 'Eddie' Smith: Oh, I sold my car. I was tired of it anyway. You know me - have a thing a little while... get sort of fed up with it.
[Opening the refrigerator]
Edward 'Eddie' Smith: I guess I'm like my cousin Hugo.
[Turning and looking at his father]
Edward 'Eddie' Smith: Hey, you're not sore at me, are you, Pop?
Mr. James Smith: [Gettig up and walking toward Eddie] No matter what you ever do, Edward, you'll never make me feel as proud of you as I have this minute.


--Grant Mitchell (as ) in Wild Boys of the Road

Paula Kendall: Crazy youngsters.
Burton Williams: As one old graybeard to another, what do you do for rheumatism?


--Grant Mitchell (as ) in Lady Behave!

Paula Kendall: Now behave yourself or I'll come and chaperone.
Clarice Kendall Andrews Cormack: Oh, why don't you, Paula?
Burton Williams: Go ahead, Paula. If you swung from a chandelier once in your life, maybe you'd forget this trip to the islands.


--Grant Mitchell (as ) in Lady Behave!