Inger Lisa Andersen: Mr. Craig, I hope you'll forgive me but in matters of sex, compared to the average Scandinavian you would be considered a mere amateur.
Andrew Craig: Miss Andersen will you marry me?
Inger Lisa Andersen: We have a saying in Sweden. Why settle for one dish when there's smorgasbord.


--Elke Sommer (as ) in The Prize

Kay Bergdahl: Do you know what I do, Hymie? I count nights. I found a Freudian substitute for counting sheep. I count empty nights.


--Elke Sommer (as ) in The Oscar

Kay Bergdahl: Hymie, deep thinker, explain to me the ethical structure of the universe.


--Elke Sommer (as ) in The Oscar

Kay Bergdahl: If a woman doesn't treasure herself, how can a man treasure her?
Frankie Fane: You make my head hurt with all that poetry.
Kay Bergdahl: [laughs] I think you try awfully hard not to understand people.


--Elke Sommer (as ) in The Oscar

Kay Bergdahl: You're wasting your time. I'm not the kind of woman who uses sex as a release or, or even as a weapon.
Frankie Fane: You always talk like that?
Kay Bergdahl: I try.
Frankie Fane: Then do me a favor, will ya, try droppin' it with me, I'm not that smart. You free thinkers confuse me.
Kay Bergdahl: Let me put it this way. I think I have more to offer than just my body.
Frankie Fane: [mocking] Now I understand.
Kay Bergdahl: I am the end result of everything I've ever learned, all I ever hope to be, and all the experiences I've ever had.
Frankie Fane: How many experiences have you had?
Kay Bergdahl: None. But when the right time comes I'll be special for some man. So it's worth waiting for.


--Elke Sommer (as ) in The Oscar

Kay: Sometimes I get the feeling, Frankie, you ought to be chained up with a ring in your nose.


--Elke Sommer (as ) in The Oscar

Maria Gambrelli: Tell me, why do so many men smoke afterwards? No wonder tobacco companies get rich.


--Elke Sommer (as Maria Gambrelli) in A Shot in the Dark