Ned Glass

Ned Glass
(as Leopold W. Gideon)

Leopold Gideon: Well, you know I'd tell you if I had it.
Tex Panthollow: Oh *naturally*, just like I'd tell you if I had it.
Leopold Gideon: *Naturally*. And that goes for Herman too.
Tex Panthollow, Leopold Gideon: *Naturally*.

Cary Grant

Cary Grant
(as Peter Joshua)

Peter Joshua: How about making me vice president in charge of cheering you up?

James Coburn

James Coburn
(as Tex Panthollow)

Tex Panthollow: Oh, poor old Herman. It seems like him and good luck always was strangers. Well, maybe now he'll meet up with his other hand some place.

James Coburn

James Coburn
(as Tex Panthollow)

Tex Panthollow: She batted them pretty little eyes at you, and you fell for it like an egg from a tall chicken!

Walter Matthau

Walter Matthau
(as Hamilton Bartholemew)

Hamilton Bartholomew: [watching Reggie light another one of his cigarettes, immediately after snuffing one out she had barely puffed] Do you know what these things cost over here?


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