Dorothy Malone

Dorothy Malone

Rick Todd: Well, what's the rush? I never met a lady cartoonist before.
Abigail 'Abby' Parker: [Sarcastically] All lady cartoonists are extremely grateful.

Sara Berner

Sara Berner

Mrs. Muldoon: Remember, any more noise and you're going to be using the curb for a pillow.

Jerry Lewis

Jerry Lewis

Eugene Fullstack: No, I'm not cute. They wanted to have me drowned when I was born, but the SPCA stopped them.

Jerry Lewis

Jerry Lewis

Eugene Fullstack: They wanted to have me drowned when I was born, but the SPCA stopped them.

Jerry Lewis

Jerry Lewis

Eugene Fullstack: Those lovely lips, those red inviting, lucious lips - like two strips of liver gleaming in the moonlight!


Eddie Mayehoff

Eddie Mayehoff

Mr. Murdock: Sixty-two pages of drawings and no blood? Not even an itsy-bitsy nosebleed? But suffering catfish, do you call this a Murdock Book for Kiddies with no stranglings, with no decapitations? Where are they?

Eddie Mayehoff

Eddie Mayehoff

Mr. Murdock: You see that little window back there, boy?
Eugene Fullstack: Yes, sir.
Mr. Murdock: Open it a little, then jump.

Dean Martin

Dean Martin

Abigail 'Abby' Parker: Well, that was uncalled for.
Rick Todd: I could've sworn I heard you call.

Dorothy Malone

Dorothy Malone

Abigail 'Abby' Parker: You told him to kiss me?
Rick Todd: Lady, if I'd known he was going to kiss you, I wouldn't have sent a boy to do a man's job.
Abigail 'Abby' Parker: [slap] That's for the man. You can tell him the job's filled.

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