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Dub Taylor

Dub Taylor
(as Fred)

Fred: Life is just a bowl of cherries
Tony Manetta: Why
Fred: I don't know. I ain't a philosopher!

Edward G. Robinson

Edward G. Robinson
(as Mario Manetta)

Cabbie: You know sir, I haven't gotten a dime tip since 1932. I'd love to frame it along with a picture of the sport that gave it to me.
Mario Manetta: You got so much money you don't need a dime??? Well, I need a dime and I got more money than you!

Carolyn Jones

Carolyn Jones
(as Shirl)

Shirl: I just got started. You think I wanna settle down with a 12-year old kid? Why do you think I left my husband? Him and his whole family kept bugging me day after day... have a baby, have a baby. Who needs a baby? I'm a baby myself. I wanna be free... have fun.
Tony Manetta: Who don't?
Shirl: You don't. You're not selfish enough.
Tony Manetta: You kidding? I'm the most selfish man in the world.
Shirl: Would you leave your kid?

Frank Sinatra

Frank Sinatra
(as Tony Manetta)

Tony Manetta: I got imagination. You got no imagination.
Mario Manetta: You got imagination?
Tony Manetta: Yes.
Mario Manetta: I haven't got any?
Tony Manetta: None.
Mario Manetta: You got it and you're poor!
Tony Manetta: No, no, no. Broke many times, but never poor! You would never understand that.

Edward G. Robinson

Edward G. Robinson
(as Mario Manetta)

Tony Manetta: You're my brother!
Mario Manetta: No more! I'm not your brother!
Sophie Manetta: Mario!
Mario Manetta: You want him? Take him! From now on SHE's your brother!


Eddie Hodges

Eddie Hodges
(as Alvin 'Ally' Manetta)

Tony Manetta: Come here son. I think we better talk this over like a couple of men. I'm broke. I lost all the money. I can't even feed you.
Ally: I don't care.
Tony Manetta: But tomorrow we may not even have a place to sleep.
Ally: I don't care WHERE we sleep.
Tony Manetta: Listen, I'm going on the road anyway. You know me, I'm the champ. I bounce back like that! Right? So you go up to New York and live with them and if you don't like it, I'll put you in one of those fancy military schools where you can wear one of those hats with the strap under the chin and look like a big general.
Ally: No Pop -- I don't want to be a general! I want to be with you! You promised! Please Pop, don't send me away. They don't need me. You need me!

Frank Sinatra

Frank Sinatra
(as Tony Manetta)

Tony Manetta: Marriage? I thought that word was poison to you?

Carolyn Jones

Carolyn Jones
(as Shirl)

Tony Manetta: Oh you don't know this guy [his brother Mario]. He thinks any girl that's 21 years old and unmarried is no good.
Shirl: He'll love me. I was married when I was fifteen!

Edward G. Robinson

Edward G. Robinson
(as Mario Manetta)

Tony Manetta: So help me, I should drop dead right here!
Mario Manetta: If he dropped dead all the time he was supposed to drop dead, I'd go into the cemetery business.

Frank Sinatra

Frank Sinatra
(as Tony Manetta)

Tony Manetta: Sophie, Mario... I was wondering if, well... would you take Ally to live with you?
Sophie Manetta: Ally? But he don't want to go with us.
Tony Manetta: I don't care what he wants. And don't put me through a ringer Sophie, not you. You were absolutely right Mario. I'm nothing but a bum. Never have been anything but a bum. I had the money right in my hand, but I blew it trying to impress a guy who knows me like a book. Like you know me. Like everybody else knows me -- except me. A cheap, chiseling, conniving bum. And I don't want Alley to be like that, so please take him with you.

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