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Walter Catlett

Walter Catlett
(as Morrow)

Morrow: Pal, look, how would you like to go on a real old-fashioned binge?
Longfellow Deeds: Binge?
Morrow: Yeah, I mean the real McCoy. Listen, you play saloon with me and I'll introduce you to every wit, nitwit, and half-wit in New York. We'll go on a twister that'll make Omar the soused philosopher of Persia look like an anemic on a goat's milk diet!
Longfellow Deeds: Well, I guess that oughtta be fun.
Morrow: Fun? Listen, I'll take you on a bender that will live in your memory as a thing of beauty and a joy forever!

Spencer Tracy

Spencer Tracy
(as Pilon)

Jose Maria Corcoran: What's the matter with him? Is he crazy?
Pilon: They say that a little love is like a little wine. Too much of either makes a man sick.

J. Carrol Naish

J. Carrol Naish
(as Japanese Kitchen Overseer)

Japanese Official: [to restaurant waiter] Oh, no wine, hunh, and where are your women?
[laciviously]
Japanese Official: There are other things than wine!

Gene Lockhart

Gene Lockhart
(as The Mayor)

The Mayor: Your Excellency - he took bribes, he drank all my wine, he-he-he yelled out the windows, he even made love to my wife! How could... How could I doubt that he was an Inspector General?

Robert Shaw

Robert Shaw
(as Donald Grant)

James Bond: Red wine with fish. Well that should have told me something.
Donald "Red" Grant: You may know the right wines, but you're the one on your knees. How does it feel old man?


Bob Hope

Bob Hope
(as Pippo Popolino)

Lucio: [Whispering so that others at the table don't here] Don't forget yourself!
Lucio: [Carelessly loud] The wine's free, and I'm thirsty!
Lucio: [Whispering in his ear again] Mind your manners!
Pippo Popolino: Please stop nibbling on my ear. Don't let this beauty mark fool you too!

Bob Hope

Bob Hope
(as Pippo Popolino)

Pippo Popolino: [To Maggioni] Oh, please spare my miserable life! I'll work off the debt! I'll make more wine for you. I've got big feet! What grapes I can't trample on, I'll sit on!

Patty Duke

Patty Duke
(as Neely O'Hara)

Anne Welles: Neely, you know it's bad to take liquor with those pills.
Neely O'Hara: They work faster.

Frank Sinatra

Frank Sinatra
(as Mike Connor)

Mike: Mr Kittredge, it may interest you to know that our so-called affair consisted of exactly two kisses and one rather late swim both of which I thoroughly enjoyed and the memory of which I wouldn't part with for anything. After which I returned here, carried her to her room, deposited her on her bed and promptly returned here which you will no doubt remember.
George Kittredge: That's all?
Mike: That's all.
Tracy: Why? Was I so cold? So forbidding?
Mike: Not at all. On the contrary but you were somewhat the worse or the better for the wine and there are rules about such things.

Burt Lancaster

Burt Lancaster
(as Joe Erin)

Capt. Danette: [sarcastically, after watching Joe drink] Careful. Some of the wine is getting in your mouth.
Benjamin Trane: Do you got a soft spot for an innocent man?
Joe Erin: No such thing as an innocent man!

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