Jim Blandings: Then why don't you admit it? You were in love with Bill Cole!
Muriel Blandings: Oh don't be absurd. Of course I was in love with Bill. In those days I was in love with a new man every week.
Jim Blandings: Then why did you marry me?
Muriel Blandings: I'm beginning to wonder. Maybe it was those big cow eyes of yours, or that ridiculous hole in your chin. Maybe I knew you were going to bring me out to this $38,000 icebox with a dried up trout stream and no windows -- or maybe I just happened to fall in love with you, but for heaven's sake, don't ask me why!

Tony Manetta: What do you want from me, my blood? What do you want me to do.. crawl on my hands and knees? All I ask, you lend me a couple of bucks -- you expect me to become a penny-grabbing five and dime character like you. You expect me to change my way of life -- be you instead of me! Not a chance! You take your big brother sanctimonious act back to NY and turn blue!

Dr. Gerald Boyer: You can reach me at the office if you get tired of kissing soap!

Marshal Will Kane: Don't shove me, Harve. I'm tired of being shoved.

Eliza Doolittle: Come on, Dover! Move your bloomin' arse!

Cinzia Zaccardi: (finding out Tom Winters just got engaged) Married???
Tom Winters: That was what I was about to tell you.
Cinzia Zaccardi: Please, would you do me the honor to go straight to hell. If I don't say it right, I don't care!

Ellen Wagstaff Arden: How long does it take to tell a woman "My wife's come back?" I can say it in two seconds. My wife's come back. You've had two days!

Scarlett: Great balls of fire. Don't bother me anymore, and don't call me sugar.

Scarlett : You'd rather live with that silly little fool who can't open her mouth except to say "yes" or "no" and raise a passel of mealy-mouthed brats just like her.
Ashley : You mustn't say unkind things about Melanie.
Scarlett : Who are you to tell me I mustn't? You led me on... you made me believe you wanted to marry me.
Ashley : Now Scarlett, be fair. I never at any time...
Scarlett: You did, it's true, you did.

Scarlett: Ooh, if I just wasn't a lady, WHAT wouldn't I tell that varmint.