Carole Werner:
You got something to eat?
Victor Skakapopulis: [Looking around his messy kitchen] Some, uh, some Fig Newtons and some Hershey bars and some cough drops.
Carole Werner: You got any tuna fish?
Victor Skakapopulis: [Searching cupboard] Tuna fish... tuna fish... I have some salmon salad left.
Carole Werner: What do you mean, left? When did you make it?
Victor Skakapopulis: In April, but if you smother it with pepper it's fine.
--Woody Allen (as Victor) in What's New Pussycat
Victor Skakapopulis: [Looking around his messy kitchen] Some, uh, some Fig Newtons and some Hershey bars and some cough drops.
Carole Werner: You got any tuna fish?
Victor Skakapopulis: [Searching cupboard] Tuna fish... tuna fish... I have some salmon salad left.
Carole Werner: What do you mean, left? When did you make it?
Victor Skakapopulis: In April, but if you smother it with pepper it's fine.
--Woody Allen (as Victor) in What's New Pussycat
Michael James:
Did you find a job?
Victor Skakapopulis: Yeah, I got something at the striptease. I help the girls dress and undress.
Michael James: Nice job.
Victor Skakapopulis: Twenty francs a week.
Michael James: Not very much.
Victor Skakapopulis: It's all I can afford.
--Woody Allen (as Victor) in What's New Pussycat
Victor Skakapopulis: Yeah, I got something at the striptease. I help the girls dress and undress.
Michael James: Nice job.
Victor Skakapopulis: Twenty francs a week.
Michael James: Not very much.
Victor Skakapopulis: It's all I can afford.
--Woody Allen (as Victor) in What's New Pussycat
Victor Skakapopulis:
I just burnt my finger! I'm going to go in the bathroom and scream. I'll be out in a minute.
--Woody Allen (as Victor) in What's New Pussycat
--Woody Allen (as Victor) in What's New Pussycat
Victor Skakapopulis:
Pardon me, drunk, but you can't come in here.
--Woody Allen (as Victor) in What's New Pussycat
--Woody Allen (as Victor) in What's New Pussycat
Victor Skakapopulis:
We played strip chess. She had me down to my shorts and I fainted from tension.
--Woody Allen (as Victor) in What's New Pussycat
--Woody Allen (as Victor) in What's New Pussycat
Virgil:
After fifteen minutes I wanted to marry her, and after half an hour I completely gave up the idea of stealing her purse.
--Woody Allen (as Virgil Starkwell) in Take the Money and Run
--Woody Allen (as Virgil Starkwell) in Take the Money and Run
Virgil:
Nobody wears beige to a bank robbery!
--Woody Allen (as Virgil Starkwell) in Take the Money and Run
--Woody Allen (as Virgil Starkwell) in Take the Money and Run
Bank Teller #1:
Does this look like "gub" or "gun"?
Bank Teller #2: Gun. See? But what does "abt" mean?
Virgil: It's "act". A-C-T. Act natural. Please put fifty thousand dollars into this bag and act natural.
Bank Teller #1: Oh, I see. This is a holdup?
--Woody Allen (as Virgil Starkwell) in Take the Money and Run
Bank Teller #2: Gun. See? But what does "abt" mean?
Virgil: It's "act". A-C-T. Act natural. Please put fifty thousand dollars into this bag and act natural.
Bank Teller #1: Oh, I see. This is a holdup?
--Woody Allen (as Virgil Starkwell) in Take the Money and Run
Virgil:
Do you know if it's raining outside?
--Woody Allen (as Virgil Starkwell) in Take the Money and Run
--Woody Allen (as Virgil Starkwell) in Take the Money and Run