Abusive Drunk: [to terangi's friends] "Get up! Get up I said!
[2 people flee the table, Terangi does not move]
Abusive Drunk: [to Terangi] "Clear out! Get up when a white man tells ya!
[he hits Terangi, Terangi hits him back, braking his jaw]


--William B. Davidson (as Abusive Drunk) in The Hurricane

Eckers: [addressing a large political convention] And I tell you, in every son of lan on fasfaloose, you will find histerec of abalac populashous.
[crowd cheers wildly]


--William B. Davidson (as Eckers) in The Farmer's Daughter

[first lines]
Captain: The channel's here on the chart, all right, and so are the marking lights.
First mate: Then what's wrong with them?
Captain: Those lights don't seem to be in just the right place. They're both a bit out of position according to this.
First mate: Two light buoys means a safe channel between the world over!
Captain: "Safe between the world over" doesn't go in these waters.


--William B. Davidson (as Captain) in The Most Dangerous Game