Egbert Sousé:
Og Oggilby... sounds like a bubble in a bathtub!
--W.C. Fields (as Egbert Sousè) in The Bank Dick
--W.C. Fields (as Egbert Sousè) in The Bank Dick
Egbert Sousé:
Ten cents a share. Telephone sold for five cents a share. How would you like something better for ten cents a share? If five gets ya ten, ten'll get ya twenty. A beautiful home in the country, upstairs and down. Beer flowing through the estate over your grandmother's paisley shawl.
Og Oggilby: Beer?
Egbert Sousé: Beer! Fishing in the stream that runs under the aboreal dell. A man comes up from the bar, dumps $3,500 in your lap for every nickel invested. Says to you, "Sign here on the dotted line." And then disappears in the waving fields of alfalfa.
--W.C. Fields (as Egbert Sousè) in The Bank Dick
Og Oggilby: Beer?
Egbert Sousé: Beer! Fishing in the stream that runs under the aboreal dell. A man comes up from the bar, dumps $3,500 in your lap for every nickel invested. Says to you, "Sign here on the dotted line." And then disappears in the waving fields of alfalfa.
--W.C. Fields (as Egbert Sousè) in The Bank Dick
Egbert Sousé:
The jockey was a very insulting fellow. He referred to my proboscis as an adscititious excrescence. I had to tweak his nose.
--W.C. Fields (as Egbert Sousè) in The Bank Dick
--W.C. Fields (as Egbert Sousè) in The Bank Dick
Harold:
Ah, crackers. Good old crackers. That was a smart thing of me to bring those crackers along, wasn't it?
--W.C. Fields (as Harold Bissonette) in It's a Gift
--W.C. Fields (as Harold Bissonette) in It's a Gift
J. Effingham Bellweather:
[commenting on a dog] That's a beautiful camel you have with you.
--W.C. Fields (as ) in The Golf Specialist
--W.C. Fields (as ) in The Golf Specialist
J. Effingham Bellweather:
[discovering his caddy with a pie] Fancy bringing a pie to the golf course! A pint yes, but a pie never!
--W.C. Fields (as ) in The Golf Specialist
--W.C. Fields (as ) in The Golf Specialist
J. Effingham Bellweather:
[to his caddy] I wouldn't have you with me again as caddy for all the tea in China, all the tea or coffee or chop suey or whatever it is there they have so much of. As I said I'd like to wring your neck. Like to wash it first and then give it a good wring. Give it a ring they'd hear for miles - miles.
--W.C. Fields (as ) in The Golf Specialist
--W.C. Fields (as ) in The Golf Specialist
J. Effingham Bellweather:
Don't stand there! Don't you know I'll smite you in the sconce with this truncheon?
--W.C. Fields (as ) in The Golf Specialist
--W.C. Fields (as ) in The Golf Specialist
