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The Magnificent Seven

The Magnificent Seven

Chamlee: I'm sorry, friend, but there'll be no funeral.
Henry: What?
Chamlee: Oh, the grave is dug and the defunct there is as ready as the embalmers ought to make him. But there'll be no funeral.
Henry: What's the matter? Didn't I pay enough?
Chamlee: It's not a question of money. For twenty dollars, I'd plant anybody with a hoop and a holler. But the funeral is off.
Henry: Now how do you like that. I want him buried, you want him buried and if he could sit up and talk, he'd second the motion. Now that's as unanimous as you can get.


--Val Avery (as Henry) in The Magnificent Seven

The Magnificent Seven

The Magnificent Seven

Chamlee: There's an element in town that objects.
Henry: Objects? Objects to what?
Chamlee: They say he isn't fit to be buried there.
Robert: What? In Boot Hill?
Henry: Why, there's nothing up there but murderous cutthroats and derelict old barflies, and if they ever felt exclusive brother, they're past it now.


--Val Avery (as Henry) in The Magnificent Seven

Nevada Smith

Nevada Smith

Buck Mason: [watching Smith down a whiskey] Hell of a way to begin a day, ain't it?
Nevada Smith: Well, I ain't cryin' about it; why should you?
Buck Mason: If ever you could, it'd add 20 years to your life. Yeah, maybe somebody else's.


--Val Avery (as Buck Mason) in Nevada Smith

The Magnificent Seven

The Magnificent Seven

Henry: This man needs to be buried. And soon. He's not turning into any nosegay.


--Val Avery (as Henry) in The Magnificent Seven

Faces

Faces

Jim McCarthy: Do you realize that ex-convicts and jailbirds are the ones that write all the limericks?
Stella: Not all of them.
Joe Jackson: Aw, don't argue with Mr. McCarthy, miss.
Stella: Jimmy Arno, he wrote a couple that were really funny. Didn't he, Jeannie?
Jeannie Rapp: That's right. He did.
Jim McCarthy: Jimmy Arno?
Jeannie Rapp: Mm-hmm.
Jim McCarthy: Jimmy Arno? Not the Jimmy Arno?
Stella: Do you know him?
Jim McCarthy: Never heard of him.


--Val Avery (as ) in Faces


Faces

Faces

Jim McCarthy: We had a couple of bimbos with no... Actually they were, they were very nice girls. They reminded me a lot of you two.


--Val Avery (as ) in Faces

Last Train from Gun Hill

Last Train from Gun Hill

Marshal Matt Morgan: Isn't there anybody in this town that's not afraid of Craig Belden?
Steve, Horseshoe Bartender': Sure! Graveyard's full of them!


--Val Avery (as Steve, Horseshoe Bartender') in Last Train from Gun Hill

Faces

Faces

Jeannie Rapp: Mr. McCarthy, if you don't get out of here, I'm gonna call the vice squad.
Jim McCarthy: Hey, remember? We're the vice squad.


--Val Avery (as ) in Faces

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