Linda Moreno: Do you always gin up your women?
Jed: You're more than just a woman to me. You're like a shower of milk from heaven!


--Tomas Milian (as ) in La Banda J.S.: Cronaca criminale del Far West

Jed: [eating a bowl of pasta] Whoever thought of spaghetti was a genius. He must have made a damn fortune.


--Tomas Milian (as ) in La Banda J.S.: Cronaca criminale del Far West

Jed: Stupid goddamn female.
Sonny: I'm... I'm not a goddamn female!
Jed: What are you, a chipmunk?


--Tomas Milian (as ) in La Banda J.S.: Cronaca criminale del Far West

Jed: That's one way you can tell the difference between a man and a woman. A man can spit, and a woman can't!


--Tomas Milian (as ) in La Banda J.S.: Cronaca criminale del Far West

Raphael: For what is an artist in this world but a servant, a lackey for the rich and powerful? Before we even begin to work, to feed this craving of ours, we must find a patron, a rich man of affairs, or a merchant, or a prince or... a Pope. We must bow, fawn, kiss hands to be able to do the things we must do or die.
[chuckles]
Raphael: We are harlots always peddling beauty at the doorsteps of the mighty.
Michelangelo: If it comes to that, I won't be an artist.
Raphael: [scoffs] You'll always be an artist. You have no choice.


--Tomas Milian (as Raphael) in The Agony and the Ecstasy

Vincenzo Moretto, 'Il gobbo': Hey what's your name, man?
Theodore: Theodore.
Vincenzo Moretto, 'Il gobbo': Ah, Theodore, son of a whore. Good to know you!


--Tomas Milian (as ) in Rome Armed to the Teeth