Ruby Smith: Don't tell me you want to be an actor.
Frog Millhouse: No, ma'am, I promised my ma I'd lead an upright life.


--Smiley Burnette (as ) in King of the Cowboys

Gene Autry aka Tex Smith: But I tell you, I'm Gene Autry!
Deputy Sheriff: And I'm Bing Crosby.
[singing]
Deputy Sheriff: Boo-boo-boo-boo!
Frog Millhouse: Boo-boo yourself.


--Smiley Burnette (as ) in Oh, Susanna!

Gene Autry: I think we've met the head man.
Frog Milhouse: Who?
Gene Autry: Asa Lock.
Frog Milhouse: W-why Gene...
Gene Autry: Yeah, he's very smooth on the outside...
Frog Milhouse: Do you reckon he's one of them "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Lock?"


--Smiley Burnette (as Frog) in Cowboy Serenade

Gene Autry: Say, did you ever feel like a rat?
Frog: Well, no. I had one one time, though. He was a cute little fellow with pink ears.


--Smiley Burnette (as Frog) in Ridin' on a Rainbow

Sheriff Gene Autry: We're going out to arrest the O'Keefes for highway robbery.
Deputy Frog: Oh, don't kid me. They couldn't even find the highway.


--Smiley Burnette (as ) in The Old Corral

Hank: Well, if it isn't my old friend, Beau Brummell Millhouse. Where did you get that or-chid?
Frog Millhouse: That's a night-blooming cryptogram - far rarer than any orchid.
Hank: What's so rare about it?
Frog Millhouse: (The "orchid" squirts water all over Hank) Introducing my new sideline of tricks, jokes and novelties. Buy some?
Hank: You got any explosive cigars?
Frog Millhouse: Here it is. Lights like a perfecto, goes off like a torpedo and it's only two bits!


--Smiley Burnette (as Frog Milhouse) in Rootin' Tootin' Rhythm

Martha Wheeler: What were you going to say?
Gene Autry: I wasn't going to say anything.
[from the bushes]
Frog Millhouse: Aw, he was so.
[Frog throws Gene his guitar]
Frog Millhouse: He was going to sing you that song about moonlight on the ranchhouse.


--Smiley Burnette (as ) in Home on the Prairie

Dr. Parker: Well, if this is the way squatters live, I should think that they'd have been glad to get run off. I know I never could stand squatting.
Smiley: I never knew it was possible.
Dr. Parker: You never knew what was possible?
Smiley: To stand squatting.


--Smiley Burnette (as ) in Tumbling Tumbleweeds

Briny Deep: I'm gonna fry a parrot one of these days.


--Smiley Burnette (as ) in Undersea Kingdom

Frog Millhouse: Can I borrow a buck? I'll pay it back out of your winnin's.
Gene Autry: What if I don't win?
Frog Millhouse: Well, you'll be broke anyhow.


--Smiley Burnette (as ) in Carolina Moon