Undertaker Hawkins: Very sad affair...but it's the best night's business we've had for some time. I can make a very attractive club rate for six.
Marshal John Tetheroe: Well, Silver, you can lock up now. The corpus delicti have been identified and Hawkins here offers a very good club rate -- six coffins, no flowers, no mourners.


--Roy Roberts (as ) in Cripple Creek

Father Francis: [First lines] George Thomas Sullivan, I baptize thee in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Ghost.


--Roy Roberts (as Father Francis) in The Fighting Sullivans

Harvey Gumbin: All dames will stay in line as long as the payoff is big enough at the end.


--Roy Roberts (as ) in Borderline

Mayor: You gentlemen don't seem to realize, we're facing death.


--Roy Roberts (as ) in The Killer That Stalked New York

Policeman: You fellows alright?
Ray: Now they show up. Where were you when we needed you?
Irwin: Writing parking tickets, I suppose.
Policeman: They're still alive.


--Roy Roberts (as Policeman Outside Irwin & Ray's Garage) in It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

Brett Wade: All right, what is it?
Doc Jameson: You know why you've been coughing so much lately? You never gave that wound time to heal properly. It's inflaming your lung.
Brett Wade: Is that a medical opinion or fact?
Doc Jameson: Oh, the way you go at it with whiskey, women and poker! It's a sucker's game!
Brett Wade: I always thought the game would end with one well-placed bullet.
Doc Jameson: Well, it still might... there are plenty of shooting days until Christmas.


--Roy Roberts (as ) in Dawn at Socorro

Kenneth Marquis: Uncle George? Have you any hobbies? I mean, do you collect things, and things?
Uncle George: I have a large collection of antique rocks. Every one of which I would like to throw at you!


--Roy Roberts (as ) in A Kiss for Corliss