The Missourians

The Missourians

Stash: There's a big shipment coming in today - supplies and stuff for the new church - coming through El Madero Pass. We can grab it and sell it.
Nick Kovacs: We grab it... and burn it!
Stash: And sell the ashes?
Nick Kovacs: Where can we sell anything? We grab it and burn it! If shipment don't get to where she go, then they don't pay for it. And then ten thousand dollars is still ten thousand dollars waiting for us in one big bunch.


--Roy Barcroft (as ) in The Missourians

The Topeka Terror

The Topeka Terror

Trent Parker: Why that's wholesale claim jumping!
Ben Jode: Let's dispense with that term, Parker. I prefer to call it land promotion.


--Roy Barcroft (as ) in The Topeka Terror

Sheriff of Tombstone

Sheriff of Tombstone

Brett Starr: [Brett and Gabby confront three men stealing dresses from Mary's shop] Hey, hasn't a lady got any rights around here?
Clay brother, Jed Crowley, Clay brother: Huh?
Saloon boss: Well, I'll tell you, stranger, it's every man *and* woman for himself here. We ain't had a sheriff in a month!


--Roy Barcroft (as Saloon Boss) in Sheriff of Tombstone

Manhunt of Mystery Island

Manhunt of Mystery Island

Capt. Mephisto: Remember, any attempt to discover which one of the owners is my true personality will result in your immediate destruction!


--Roy Barcroft (as ) in Manhunt of Mystery Island

Manhunt of Mystery Island

Manhunt of Mystery Island

Capt. Mephisto: You wouldn't dare trick me?
Prof. William Forrest: Trick you? I'd kill you if I thought I could escape afterwards! As it is, I'm obeying orders.
Capt. Mephisto: Don't tax my patience too far!


--Roy Barcroft (as ) in Manhunt of Mystery Island


Land of the Open Range

Land of the Open Range

Gil Carse: Anything's legal until you get caught!


--Roy Barcroft (as ) in Land of the Open Range

Manhunt of Mystery Island

Manhunt of Mystery Island

Sidney Brand: I've often wondered how you change from one person into another.
Capt. Mephisto: No doubt you have. I'll tell you this much. The appearance of human beings' stature, complexion and pigmentation is controlled by the molecular arrangement of the blood corpuscles. I have found a means of altering that arrangment.
Sidney Brand: I understand.
Capt. Mephisto: If I thought you really did, I'd *kill* you!


--Roy Barcroft (as ) in Manhunt of Mystery Island

Land of the Open Range

Land of the Open Range

Mary Cook: How did you get so many people to attend our dance?
Gil Carse: They all owe me money or hope to.


--Roy Barcroft (as ) in Land of the Open Range

Stage to Chino

Stage to Chino

[commenting on Caroline's half-burned stagecoach, which has been "repaired" with oilskin and wallpaper]
Dude Elliott: If you see that patchwork on the road, don't let it pass you - it might scare the horses.


--Roy Barcroft (as ) in Stage to Chino

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