Capt. Benjamin Tyreen: You were whipped, Major. Burying your dead isn't going to change that.


--Richard Harris (as Capt. Benjamin Tyreen) in Major Dundee

Capt. Benjamin Tyreen: You're getting leave, Major. And it's time you did. And in fact you'd ought to give up soldiering altogether. You were trapped at the river, ambushed like a shavetail! You caused that boy's death, you split your command. And just what are you doing outside your picket line? Are you trying to seek refuge in the arms of a woman - a woman, I might add, of rather doubtful virtue? Just what in the bloody hell are you doing here in the first place, Amos?


--Richard Harris (as Capt. Benjamin Tyreen) in Major Dundee

Frank Machin: [to scantily clad nightclub singer] Eh love, show us your personality!


--Richard Harris (as ) in This Sporting Life

Frank Machin: We don't have stars in this game, Mrs Weaver, that's soccer.
Mrs. Anne Weaver: What *do* you have?
Frank Machin: People like me.


--Richard Harris (as ) in This Sporting Life

King Arthur: [sardonically] Mordred, I must remind you that I am a civilized man. With occasional lapses.


--Richard Harris (as King Arthur) in Camelot

King Arthur: [singing] Don't let it be forgot / That once there was a spot / For one brief shining moment / That was known as Camelot!


--Richard Harris (as King Arthur) in Camelot

King Arthur: [singing] In short, there's simply not / a more congenial spot / for happily ever aftering than here in Camelot.


--Richard Harris (as King Arthur) in Camelot

King Arthur: [to Mordred] Far more seasoned rascals than you have polished their souls, I advise you, get out the wax. Better to be rubbed clean than rubbed out.


--Richard Harris (as King Arthur) in Camelot

King Arthur: All we've been through, for nothing but an idea! Something that you cannot taste, smell, or feel; without substance, life, reality, memory.


--Richard Harris (as King Arthur) in Camelot

King Arthur: Arise, Sir Lancelot.


--Richard Harris (as King Arthur) in Camelot