Tim Ryan:
[as he's being operated on] DAMN IT TO BLOODY CONFEDERATE HELL!
Capt. Benjamin Tyreen: WHAT?
Tim Ryan: Sorry.
Capt. Benjamin Tyreen: He's alright, Reverend. He'll live forever and have a hundred children. But if you find that you have a weakness for being shot in that vicinity, I suggest you wear an iron plate in your pants.
--Richard Harris (as Capt. Benjamin Tyreen) in Major Dundee
Capt. Benjamin Tyreen: WHAT?
Tim Ryan: Sorry.
Capt. Benjamin Tyreen: He's alright, Reverend. He'll live forever and have a hundred children. But if you find that you have a weakness for being shot in that vicinity, I suggest you wear an iron plate in your pants.
--Richard Harris (as Capt. Benjamin Tyreen) in Major Dundee
Arthur Hadley:
[Tyreen and his escaped men are brought back into the fort as Dundee orders the garrison to assemble] They're gonna throw us a party, Captain.
Capt. Benjamin Tyreen: It sure looks like it.
--Richard Harris (as Capt. Benjamin Tyreen) in Major Dundee
Capt. Benjamin Tyreen: It sure looks like it.
--Richard Harris (as Capt. Benjamin Tyreen) in Major Dundee
Maj. Amos Dundee:
[Tyreen and his men are caught after trying to escape] Evening, Ben.
Capt. Benjamin Tyreen: Good evening, Amos.
Maj. Amos Dundee: You should've tried it *before* I took command.
Capt. Benjamin Tyreen: Command of what? The burial detail?
--Richard Harris (as Capt. Benjamin Tyreen) in Major Dundee
Capt. Benjamin Tyreen: Good evening, Amos.
Maj. Amos Dundee: You should've tried it *before* I took command.
Capt. Benjamin Tyreen: Command of what? The burial detail?
--Richard Harris (as Capt. Benjamin Tyreen) in Major Dundee
Maj. Amos Dundee:
Captain, give my regards to General Carleton.
Capt. Frank Waller: I hope that you're to have that pleasure yourself within the next week, Major. If not - good luck.
--Richard Harris (as Capt. Benjamin Tyreen) in Major Dundee
Capt. Frank Waller: I hope that you're to have that pleasure yourself within the next week, Major. If not - good luck.
--Richard Harris (as Capt. Benjamin Tyreen) in Major Dundee
Maj. Amos Dundee:
For God's sakes, Ben - leave me be!
Capt. Benjamin Tyreen: Why not, Amos? You aren't worth killing anyhow.
--Richard Harris (as Capt. Benjamin Tyreen) in Major Dundee
Capt. Benjamin Tyreen: Why not, Amos? You aren't worth killing anyhow.
--Richard Harris (as Capt. Benjamin Tyreen) in Major Dundee
Maj. Amos Dundee:
What are you trying to say, Frank? Come on, speak up. Spit it out.
Capt. Frank Waller: I'm not trying to say the massacre was your fault. I am trying to say that you should recognize your transfer to this post was a disciplinary action, pure and simple... and if you try to fight your own war again - like you did at Gettysburg - they'll break you.
--Richard Harris (as Capt. Benjamin Tyreen) in Major Dundee
Capt. Frank Waller: I'm not trying to say the massacre was your fault. I am trying to say that you should recognize your transfer to this post was a disciplinary action, pure and simple... and if you try to fight your own war again - like you did at Gettysburg - they'll break you.
--Richard Harris (as Capt. Benjamin Tyreen) in Major Dundee
Maj. Amos Dundee:
Why don't you get two of your best men to help Sergeant Gomez take those children back to Fort Benlin?
Capt. Benjamin Tyreen: [chuckles slightly] We'll still outnumber you, Amos!
Maj. Amos Dundee: You surely will, Ben. Now go do as you're told.
Capt. Benjamin Tyreen: Yes, sir.
[brief pause]
Capt. Benjamin Tyreen: But only until the Apache is taken or destroyed.
--Richard Harris (as Capt. Benjamin Tyreen) in Major Dundee
Capt. Benjamin Tyreen: [chuckles slightly] We'll still outnumber you, Amos!
Maj. Amos Dundee: You surely will, Ben. Now go do as you're told.
Capt. Benjamin Tyreen: Yes, sir.
[brief pause]
Capt. Benjamin Tyreen: But only until the Apache is taken or destroyed.
--Richard Harris (as Capt. Benjamin Tyreen) in Major Dundee
Maj. Amos Dundee:
You surveyed this whole area with Grant in '47, didn't you?
Capt. Benjamin Tyreen: Yes, the tequila was excellent.
--Richard Harris (as Capt. Benjamin Tyreen) in Major Dundee
Capt. Benjamin Tyreen: Yes, the tequila was excellent.
--Richard Harris (as Capt. Benjamin Tyreen) in Major Dundee
Dermot:
Have I the look of an idiot?
Sean: For the sake of our friendship, I'd better not answer.
--Richard Harris (as ) in A Terrible Beauty
Sean: For the sake of our friendship, I'd better not answer.
--Richard Harris (as ) in A Terrible Beauty
