Eliza Doolittle:
[crying] What's to become of me, what's to become of me?
Professor Henry Higgins: You know Eliza, you might marry. Not all men are confirmed old bachelors like me and the colonel, most are the marrying sort. And you're not bad looking, you might even be what I call *atractive*. But not now. You've been crying at look like the very Devil himself.
--Rex Harrison (as Professor Henry Higgins) in My Fair Lady
Professor Henry Higgins: You know Eliza, you might marry. Not all men are confirmed old bachelors like me and the colonel, most are the marrying sort. And you're not bad looking, you might even be what I call *atractive*. But not now. You've been crying at look like the very Devil himself.
--Rex Harrison (as Professor Henry Higgins) in My Fair Lady
Cleopatra:
Catullus doesn't approve of you. Why haven't you had him killed?
Julius Caesar: Because *I* approve of *him.*
--Rex Harrison (as Julius Caesar) in Cleopatra
Julius Caesar: Because *I* approve of *him.*
--Rex Harrison (as Julius Caesar) in Cleopatra
Agrippa:
Nothing bores me so much as an intellectual!
Julius Caesar: Makes a better admiral of you, Agrippa.
--Rex Harrison (as Julius Caesar) in Cleopatra
Julius Caesar: Makes a better admiral of you, Agrippa.
--Rex Harrison (as Julius Caesar) in Cleopatra
Charles Condomine:
If you're trying to compile an inventory of my sex life, I feel it only fair to warn you that you've omitted several episodes. I shall consult my diary and give you a complete list after lunch.
--Rex Harrison (as Charles Condomine) in Blithe Spirit
--Rex Harrison (as Charles Condomine) in Blithe Spirit
Charles Condomine:
It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.
--Rex Harrison (as Charles Condomine) in Blithe Spirit
--Rex Harrison (as Charles Condomine) in Blithe Spirit
Charles Condomine:
What do you suppose induced Agnes to leave us?
Ruth Condomine: The reason was becoming increasingly obvious, my dear.
Charles Condomine: Mm. We must keep Edith in the house more.
--Rex Harrison (as Charles Condomine) in Blithe Spirit
Ruth Condomine: The reason was becoming increasingly obvious, my dear.
Charles Condomine: Mm. We must keep Edith in the house more.
--Rex Harrison (as Charles Condomine) in Blithe Spirit
Charles Dyer:
I mean you're hardly Genghis Khan, so don't waft your feathers too high or we'll see your corsets!
--Rex Harrison (as ) in Staircase
--Rex Harrison (as ) in Staircase
Dr. Dolittle:
[consulting a medical book] This fellow obviously knows what he's talking about.
Matthew: Who wrote the book, Doctor?
Dr. Dolittle: [suddenly realizing] Er... oh, *I* did.
--Rex Harrison (as Dr. John Dolittle) in Doctor Dolittle
Matthew: Who wrote the book, Doctor?
Dr. Dolittle: [suddenly realizing] Er... oh, *I* did.
--Rex Harrison (as Dr. John Dolittle) in Doctor Dolittle
Dr. Dolittle:
[singing about why he's a vegetarian] I stay away from deviled ham on principle/I wouldn't eat roast duckling if I could/Willpower has made me invincible!/My word, those sausages look good...
--Rex Harrison (as Dr. John Dolittle) in Doctor Dolittle
--Rex Harrison (as Dr. John Dolittle) in Doctor Dolittle
