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Eliza Doolittle: [crying] What's to become of me, what's to become of me?
Professor Henry Higgins: You know Eliza, you might marry. Not all men are confirmed old bachelors like me and the colonel, most are the marrying sort. And you're not bad looking, you might even be what I call *atractive*. But not now. You've been crying at look like the very Devil himself.


--Rex Harrison (as Professor Henry Higgins) in My Fair Lady

Cleopatra: Catullus doesn't approve of you. Why haven't you had him killed?
Julius Caesar: Because *I* approve of *him.*


--Rex Harrison (as Julius Caesar) in Cleopatra

Agrippa: Nothing bores me so much as an intellectual!
Julius Caesar: Makes a better admiral of you, Agrippa.


--Rex Harrison (as Julius Caesar) in Cleopatra

Charles Condomine: If you're trying to compile an inventory of my sex life, I feel it only fair to warn you that you've omitted several episodes. I shall consult my diary and give you a complete list after lunch.


--Rex Harrison (as Charles Condomine) in Blithe Spirit

Charles Condomine: It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.


--Rex Harrison (as Charles Condomine) in Blithe Spirit


Charles Condomine: What do you suppose induced Agnes to leave us?
Ruth Condomine: The reason was becoming increasingly obvious, my dear.
Charles Condomine: Mm. We must keep Edith in the house more.


--Rex Harrison (as Charles Condomine) in Blithe Spirit

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Charles Dyer: I feel like a whore at a choir boy's orgy.


--Rex Harrison (as ) in Staircase

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Charles Dyer: I mean you're hardly Genghis Khan, so don't waft your feathers too high or we'll see your corsets!


--Rex Harrison (as ) in Staircase

Dr. Dolittle: [consulting a medical book] This fellow obviously knows what he's talking about.
Matthew: Who wrote the book, Doctor?
Dr. Dolittle: [suddenly realizing] Er... oh, *I* did.


--Rex Harrison (as Dr. John Dolittle) in Doctor Dolittle

Dr. Dolittle: [singing about why he's a vegetarian] I stay away from deviled ham on principle/I wouldn't eat roast duckling if I could/Willpower has made me invincible!/My word, those sausages look good...


--Rex Harrison (as Dr. John Dolittle) in Doctor Dolittle

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Dr. Dolittle: If one place is as good as any other, it's high time we decided. Otherwise when we get there, we won't know we've arrived.


--Rex Harrison (as Dr. John Dolittle) in Doctor Dolittle

Dr. Dolittle: Tell me, Stubbins... what would you do if you had two heads?
Tommy Stubbins: I'd join a circus, sir!
Dr. Dolittle: Exactly.


--Rex Harrison (as Dr. John Dolittle) in Doctor Dolittle

Julius Caesar: [after the execution of Pothinus] Return Apollodorus's dagger to him, but clean it first. It has Pothinus all over it.


--Rex Harrison (as Julius Caesar) in Cleopatra

Julius Caesar: [speaking of the Grand Eunuch] ... a position not acquired without some, shall we say, sacrifices?


--Rex Harrison (as Julius Caesar) in Cleopatra

Julius Caesar: I do not understand why the eyes of a statue should always lack light.


--Rex Harrison (as Julius Caesar) in Cleopatra

Julius Caesar: Two hours until dawn. We will hold where we are.
Agrippa: And what happens at dawn?
Julius Caesar: I thought you knew. The sun comes up.


--Rex Harrison (as Julius Caesar) in Cleopatra

Pope Julius II: What do you think we should do here? Bramante wants to pull it down. He likes pulling things down! No, I want to do something less destructive.


--Rex Harrison (as Pope Julius II) in The Agony and the Ecstasy

Pope Julius II: You dare to dicker with your pontiff?


--Rex Harrison (as Pope Julius II) in The Agony and the Ecstasy

Professor Henry Higgins: [singing] Women are irrational, that's all there is to that! Their heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags. They're nothing but exasperating, irritating, vacillating, calculating, agitating, maddening and infuriating hags!


--Rex Harrison (as Professor Henry Higgins) in My Fair Lady

Professor Henry Higgins: *You* won my bet? You presumptuous insect, *I* won it.


--Rex Harrison (as Professor Henry Higgins) in My Fair Lady

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