Alec Howe:
You know, it's too bad May couldn't marry for love *and* money.
Louis Blore: You mean sort of a double wedding?
--Red Skelton (as Louis Blore / King Louis XV) in Du Barry Was a Lady
Louis Blore: You mean sort of a double wedding?
--Red Skelton (as Louis Blore / King Louis XV) in Du Barry Was a Lady
Carol Lambert:
[In the dark cellar] I wonder what a ghost would say if he walked in here and saw us?
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: He'd probably say, "Hello, girls" because I wouldn't be here.
--Red Skelton (as Wally 'The Fox' Benton) in Whistling in Dixie
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: He'd probably say, "Hello, girls" because I wouldn't be here.
--Red Skelton (as Wally 'The Fox' Benton) in Whistling in Dixie
Carol Lambert:
[Panicked] Oh, I hope I wake up in the morning and find it's all a dream!
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: I hope I wake up!
--Red Skelton (as Wally 'The Fox' Benton) in Whistling in Dixie
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: I hope I wake up!
--Red Skelton (as Wally 'The Fox' Benton) in Whistling in Dixie
Carol Lambert:
Don't be such a coward!
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: Who's a coward? I'm as brave as they go, and I'm going.
--Red Skelton (as Wally 'The Fox' Benton) in Whistling in Dixie
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: Who's a coward? I'm as brave as they go, and I'm going.
--Red Skelton (as Wally 'The Fox' Benton) in Whistling in Dixie
Carol Lambert:
Wally, this is no time to crack wise.
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: If I don't crack wise I'll crack up.
--Red Skelton (as Wally Benton) in Whistling in the Dark
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: If I don't crack wise I'll crack up.
--Red Skelton (as Wally Benton) in Whistling in the Dark
Carol Lambert:
What could come through a little hole like that?
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: A bullet!
--Red Skelton (as Wally Benton) in Whistling in the Dark
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: A bullet!
--Red Skelton (as Wally Benton) in Whistling in the Dark
Carol Lambert:
Why, look! There are two buzzards making a nest out of hay.
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: [Paranoid] Oh, no, they're not. They're probably drawing straws to see who gets me!
--Red Skelton (as Wally 'The Fox' Benton) in Whistling in Dixie
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: [Paranoid] Oh, no, they're not. They're probably drawing straws to see who gets me!
--Red Skelton (as Wally 'The Fox' Benton) in Whistling in Dixie
Augustus 'Red' Pirdy:
[hypnotized] I'm going back... I'm going back...
[flashback of him as a baby in a crib with his sister, kiddie voice]
Augustus 'Red' Pirdy: I is back! I am very wittle and so is my twin sister. I love my sister, but most of all I love Raggedy Arebella.
[takes his sister's doll]
--Red Skelton (as ) in The Yellow Cab Man
[flashback of him as a baby in a crib with his sister, kiddie voice]
Augustus 'Red' Pirdy: I is back! I am very wittle and so is my twin sister. I love my sister, but most of all I love Raggedy Arebella.
[takes his sister's doll]
--Red Skelton (as ) in The Yellow Cab Man
Augustus 'Red' Pirdy:
I was wondering what that thing was right before he hit me with it.
--Red Skelton (as ) in The Yellow Cab Man
--Red Skelton (as ) in The Yellow Cab Man
