Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch:
Boy! This guy is tough and slippery!
Golda: But is he REALLY happy?
--Phyllis Diller (as Golda) in Eight on the Lam
Golda: But is he REALLY happy?
--Phyllis Diller (as Golda) in Eight on the Lam
Lyle Chatterton:
I'm gonna beat the pants off of you!
Agatha Knabenshu: You do and you're in for a big surprise!
--Phyllis Diller (as ) in Did You Hear the One About the Traveling Saleslady?
Agatha Knabenshu: You do and you're in for a big surprise!
--Phyllis Diller (as ) in Did You Hear the One About the Traveling Saleslady?
[Henry answers the front door while holding his engagement ring for Ellie]
Golda: Oh, Henry, you shouldn't have!
Henry Dimsdale: I didn't.
Golda: I know, but I love to watch a coward squirm.
--Phyllis Diller (as Golda) in Eight on the Lam
Golda: Oh, Henry, you shouldn't have!
Henry Dimsdale: I didn't.
Golda: I know, but I love to watch a coward squirm.
--Phyllis Diller (as Golda) in Eight on the Lam
[Uttering a line harkening back to Phyllis and Bob's previous movie together]
Golda: Boy, have YOU got a wrong number.
--Phyllis Diller (as Golda) in Eight on the Lam
Golda: Boy, have YOU got a wrong number.
--Phyllis Diller (as Golda) in Eight on the Lam
[When Junior discovers Camilla and Herman's plan to steal the Fountain of Youth, the bad guys grab her and tie her to a huge machine in the basement]
Camille: She knows too much, Herman. She must be destroyed!
Herman: We'll annihilate the entire building!
Camille: Get a bomb. A big bomb!
Herman: When I turn this knob, her fate will be sealed and our secret will be safe forever.
Camille: That knob? That's the air conditioning.
--Phyllis Diller (as Camille Salamander) in The Fat Spy
Camille: She knows too much, Herman. She must be destroyed!
Herman: We'll annihilate the entire building!
Camille: Get a bomb. A big bomb!
Herman: When I turn this knob, her fate will be sealed and our secret will be safe forever.
Camille: That knob? That's the air conditioning.
--Phyllis Diller (as Camille Salamander) in The Fat Spy