Simon Dermott: [about to see Nicole to a taxi] Just one more tiny favour: like an idiot I forgot to wear gloves on the job. I may have left some fingerprints. Be an angel. Before you go to bed, just give the frame of the painting a little wipe with a clean cloth, ok?
Nicole Bonnet: Certainly. Anything else? You wouldn't like a forged passport or some counterfeit money or...
Simon Dermott: Oh, no no no.
Nicole Bonnet: You're mad. Utterly mad. I suppose you want to kiss me goodnight?
Simon Dermott: Oh, I don't usually, not on the first acquaintance, but you've been such a good sport...
[he kisses her, she resists at first, than yields]
Simon Dermott: [to the taxi driver] 38, Rue Parmentier, drive carefully.
[to Nicole]
Simon Dermott: Get a good night's sleep.


--Peter O'Toole (as Simon Dermott) in How to Steal a Million

Simon Dermott: [after leaving a book with some coins inside] Watch for normal human reactions!


--Peter O'Toole (as Simon Dermott) in How to Steal a Million

Simon Dermott: [after telling Nicole he won't help her] Oh don't you dare cry!
Nicole Bonnet: I"m not I've got something in my eye!
Simon Dermott: There's nothing wrong with your eye. You're crying to try and soften me up.
Nicole Bonnet: It's not true!
Simon Dermott: It won't work. I'm too tough!


--Peter O'Toole (as Simon Dermott) in How to Steal a Million

Simon Dermott: [being introduced to the museum head] Miss Bonnet and I are old friends. We used to shoot together.


--Peter O'Toole (as Simon Dermott) in How to Steal a Million

Simon Dermott: [bumping into Nicole at the museum] Good morning! We meet under the most artistic circumstances.


--Peter O'Toole (as Simon Dermott) in How to Steal a Million

Simon Dermott: [Nicole screeches to a hault in Simon's hotel garage] Well, we made it here alive.


--Peter O'Toole (as Simon Dermott) in How to Steal a Million

Simon Dermott: [regarding his wound] This should keep me out of action for a week!


--Peter O'Toole (as Simon Dermott) in How to Steal a Million

Simon Dermott: [regarding the Venus] It's a fake, isn't it?
Nicole Bonnet: I...
Simon Dermott: No long drawn out stories at this time of night. Just simply nod your head yes or no.


--Peter O'Toole (as Simon Dermott) in How to Steal a Million

Simon Dermott: [reviving Nicole from her faint] I'm the one that's bleeding!


--Peter O'Toole (as Simon Dermott) in How to Steal a Million

Simon Dermott: [to Nicole, in the museum] Okay, you're the boss. Just do as I tell you.


--Peter O'Toole (as Simon Dermott) in How to Steal a Million