Kim McAfee:
Harry, do you have a cigarette? I've run out.
Harry McAfee: So have I, how 'bout my pipe?
--Paul Lynde (as Harry McAfee) in Bye Bye Birdie
Harry McAfee: So have I, how 'bout my pipe?
--Paul Lynde (as Harry McAfee) in Bye Bye Birdie
Bullets:
Come along now and let's, uh, get out of these loose clothes and slip into something tight.
--Paul Lynde (as Bullets) in Beach Blanket Bingo
--Paul Lynde (as Bullets) in Beach Blanket Bingo
Harry McAfee:
I know that showbiz type! I never told you this, but one summer I worked with the circus... all those midgets... WILD! They're probably livin' in sin.
Doris McAfee: Harry Lionel McAfee!
Harry McAfee: They've been engaged for six years. Don't tell me they haven't...
Doris McAfee: We were engaged for five years.
Harry McAfee: He's not as stupid as I was.
--Paul Lynde (as Harry McAfee) in Bye Bye Birdie
Doris McAfee: Harry Lionel McAfee!
Harry McAfee: They've been engaged for six years. Don't tell me they haven't...
Doris McAfee: We were engaged for five years.
Harry McAfee: He's not as stupid as I was.
--Paul Lynde (as Harry McAfee) in Bye Bye Birdie
Harry McAfee:
Nice? Heh HEH! I know that show business crowd - probably living in sin.
--Paul Lynde (as Harry McAfee) in Bye Bye Birdie
--Paul Lynde (as Harry McAfee) in Bye Bye Birdie
Harry McAfee:
No matter how many millions I make selling Speed-Up, I'll still be the same humble, lovable guy I always was. And if any of those hicks try to push me around, I'll break 'em.
--Paul Lynde (as Harry McAfee) in Bye Bye Birdie
--Paul Lynde (as Harry McAfee) in Bye Bye Birdie
Harry McAfee:
The next time I have a daughter, I hope it's a boy!
--Paul Lynde (as Harry McAfee) in Bye Bye Birdie
--Paul Lynde (as Harry McAfee) in Bye Bye Birdie
Homer Cripps:
She's a pretty strange acting female.
--Paul Lynde (as Homer Cripps) in The Glass Bottom Boat
--Paul Lynde (as Homer Cripps) in The Glass Bottom Boat
Doris McAfee:
You know these adolescents! Kim'll lose face!
Harry McAfee: And if I don't get him out that's not all she'll...
--Paul Lynde (as Harry McAfee) in Bye Bye Birdie
Harry McAfee: And if I don't get him out that's not all she'll...
--Paul Lynde (as Harry McAfee) in Bye Bye Birdie
[after Kim has dyed her hair]
Harry McAfee: You dare defy your mother?
Kim McAfee: Well, it's my hair.
Harry McAfee: Not till you're 21!
--Paul Lynde (as Harry McAfee) in Bye Bye Birdie
Harry McAfee: You dare defy your mother?
Kim McAfee: Well, it's my hair.
Harry McAfee: Not till you're 21!
--Paul Lynde (as Harry McAfee) in Bye Bye Birdie
[Birdie opens a can of beer, which sprays on Mr. McAfee]
Harry McAfee: That's my favorite brand.
--Paul Lynde (as Harry McAfee) in Bye Bye Birdie
Harry McAfee: That's my favorite brand.
--Paul Lynde (as Harry McAfee) in Bye Bye Birdie
