Desk Sergeant:
What's your name?
Stanley: Stanley Laurel.
Desk Sergeant: Say "sir" when you're addressing me. Now what's your name?
Stanley: Sir Stanley Laurel.
Desk Sergeant: What's your name?
Oliver: Oliver Norvell Hardy, sir.
--Oliver Hardy (as ) in Pardon Us
Stanley: Stanley Laurel.
Desk Sergeant: Say "sir" when you're addressing me. Now what's your name?
Stanley: Sir Stanley Laurel.
Desk Sergeant: What's your name?
Oliver: Oliver Norvell Hardy, sir.
--Oliver Hardy (as ) in Pardon Us
Insurgent Convict:
Hey! Hey! Hey! What are you doing there? Keep off of my head!
Oliver: Pardon me, I'm a stranger here.
--Oliver Hardy (as ) in Pardon Us
Oliver: Pardon me, I'm a stranger here.
--Oliver Hardy (as ) in Pardon Us
Mrs. Hall:
I'm so hungry I could eat a horse's neck.
Ollie Hardy: Get up, Stanley, let the lady sit down, and fix us something to eat. Where are you going?
Stanley Laurel: I'm going to look for a horse.
Ollie Hardy: Sit down!
--Oliver Hardy (as Ollie) in Them Thar Hills
Ollie Hardy: Get up, Stanley, let the lady sit down, and fix us something to eat. Where are you going?
Stanley Laurel: I'm going to look for a horse.
Ollie Hardy: Sit down!
--Oliver Hardy (as Ollie) in Them Thar Hills
Hippo:
What did I ever do to deserve a couple of yaps like you?
Stan: Maybe you were good to your mother.
Hippo: Pipe down!
Stan: Yes, sir.
Hippo: Now at 10:00 you're all going over for an IQ test, and according to the answers you give, you'll be classified in a job.
Stan: Swell! We're good at quizes, aren't we, Ollie?
Oliver: Maybe they'll put me in the intelligence "corpse".
--Oliver Hardy (as Oliver) in Great Guns
Stan: Maybe you were good to your mother.
Hippo: Pipe down!
Stan: Yes, sir.
Hippo: Now at 10:00 you're all going over for an IQ test, and according to the answers you give, you'll be classified in a job.
Stan: Swell! We're good at quizes, aren't we, Ollie?
Oliver: Maybe they'll put me in the intelligence "corpse".
--Oliver Hardy (as Oliver) in Great Guns
Mrs. Daphne Hardy:
[stops the desert cart] Just a minute.
[to Stan]
Mrs. Daphne Hardy: Help me this this, you.
[They each pick up a side of a giant birthday cake and drop it on Ollie's head]
Mrs. Daphne Hardy: Happy Birthday to you. Come on, Betty.
[Walks off]
Ollie: Now what did you go and help her for?
Stan: Well I didn't know what she was going to do.
Ollie: [looks into the camera] That's right - you wouldn't.
--Oliver Hardy (as Ollie / Bert Hardy) in Our Relations
[to Stan]
Mrs. Daphne Hardy: Help me this this, you.
[They each pick up a side of a giant birthday cake and drop it on Ollie's head]
Mrs. Daphne Hardy: Happy Birthday to you. Come on, Betty.
[Walks off]
Ollie: Now what did you go and help her for?
Stan: Well I didn't know what she was going to do.
Ollie: [looks into the camera] That's right - you wouldn't.
--Oliver Hardy (as Ollie / Bert Hardy) in Our Relations
Finn:
[hands Ollie a bill] Here, have yourselves a fling.
Ollie: A dollar? We can't do much flinging on a dollar.
--Oliver Hardy (as Ollie / Bert Hardy) in Our Relations
Ollie: A dollar? We can't do much flinging on a dollar.
--Oliver Hardy (as Ollie / Bert Hardy) in Our Relations
Mickey Finn:
I'm Mary's legal guardian. What do you want to see her for?
Ollie: [smiling and shutting his eyes in his famous charming disarming way] Well, sir, we aren't supposed to talk about that to anyone else.
Stan: [attempting to speak in a serious, slightly self-important tone, but obviously just blabbing away carelessly] Yeah, you see, it's PRIVATE. Her father died and left her a gold mine, and we're not supposed tell it to anyone but her, right Ollie?
Ollie: [looking disgusted at Stan's stupidity] Now that he's taken you into our CONFIDENCE - -
[gives Stan an annoyed shove]
Ollie: - - you might as well know the rest!
--Oliver Hardy (as ) in Way Out West
Ollie: [smiling and shutting his eyes in his famous charming disarming way] Well, sir, we aren't supposed to talk about that to anyone else.
Stan: [attempting to speak in a serious, slightly self-important tone, but obviously just blabbing away carelessly] Yeah, you see, it's PRIVATE. Her father died and left her a gold mine, and we're not supposed tell it to anyone but her, right Ollie?
Ollie: [looking disgusted at Stan's stupidity] Now that he's taken you into our CONFIDENCE - -
[gives Stan an annoyed shove]
Ollie: - - you might as well know the rest!
--Oliver Hardy (as ) in Way Out West
Cheese Factory Propietor:
Now I've an idea.
Oliver, Stan: You've an idea?
Cheese Factory Propietor: I'll buy the whole business for five thousand gruel.
Oliver: Why for you're being so generous, we'll throw in our mule.
Stan: You can't do that, Ollie, don't be such a fool.
Oliver: It's my idea! It's just an idea of my own.
--Oliver Hardy (as ) in Swiss Miss
Oliver, Stan: You've an idea?
Cheese Factory Propietor: I'll buy the whole business for five thousand gruel.
Oliver: Why for you're being so generous, we'll throw in our mule.
Stan: You can't do that, Ollie, don't be such a fool.
Oliver: It's my idea! It's just an idea of my own.
--Oliver Hardy (as ) in Swiss Miss
Lola Marcel:
[shows Finn the deed] Ha - *ha*!
Mickey Finn: Ho - *ho*!
Ollie: [grabs the deed] He - *he*!
--Oliver Hardy (as ) in Way Out West
Mickey Finn: Ho - *ho*!
Ollie: [grabs the deed] He - *he*!
--Oliver Hardy (as ) in Way Out West
[repeated line]
Willie Paine: I'll see to the horses.
--Oliver Hardy (as ) in The Fighting Kentuckian
Willie Paine: I'll see to the horses.
--Oliver Hardy (as ) in The Fighting Kentuckian
