Ollie Sr.:
Boys will be boys.
Stan Sr.: Blood is thicker than water.
Ollie Sr.: Blood's thicker than water. Hmph!
--Oliver Hardy (as ) in Brats
Stan Sr.: Blood is thicker than water.
Ollie Sr.: Blood's thicker than water. Hmph!
--Oliver Hardy (as ) in Brats
Ollie Sr.:
That's it. If you brats don't be quiet you'll have to go to bed.
Stan Sr.: Yes we'll have to go to bed.
Ollie Sr.: Not we, The kids.
--Oliver Hardy (as ) in Brats
Stan Sr.: Yes we'll have to go to bed.
Ollie Sr.: Not we, The kids.
--Oliver Hardy (as ) in Brats
Ollie Sr.:
Will you brats keep quiet? How do you expect me to concentrate?
--Oliver Hardy (as ) in Brats
--Oliver Hardy (as ) in Brats
Ollie:
[after he and Stan have landed after toppling over on the ladder and demolishing the utility shed, with Stan clutching Ollie's ears in terror] Will you let go of my EA-YUHS?
--Oliver Hardy (as ) in Busy Bodies
--Oliver Hardy (as ) in Busy Bodies
Ollie:
[Last lines to Cab Driver. Running out of club with Stan and Mrs. Laurel in pursuit] Out of the city! Anywhere! Anyplace!
--Oliver Hardy (as ) in Blotto
--Oliver Hardy (as ) in Blotto
Ollie:
Ahhh... at last I have found it, Lord Appletree!
Lady Plumtree: PLUMtree... PLUMtree! Lord Leopold PLUMtree! Accent on the "LUM". My cahd.
[He reaches in his pocket for another card, but accidentally takes out three cards at once, which he hands to Hardy]
Ollie: [leafing through the cards and reading them off one-by-one] "Plumtree"... "Plumtree"... "Plumtree"... I am terribly sorry.
--Oliver Hardy (as Ollie) in Another Fine Mess
Lady Plumtree: PLUMtree... PLUMtree! Lord Leopold PLUMtree! Accent on the "LUM". My cahd.
[He reaches in his pocket for another card, but accidentally takes out three cards at once, which he hands to Hardy]
Ollie: [leafing through the cards and reading them off one-by-one] "Plumtree"... "Plumtree"... "Plumtree"... I am terribly sorry.
--Oliver Hardy (as Ollie) in Another Fine Mess
Ollie:
All the way from America on a cattle boat...
[shakes bagpipes]
Ollie: for *this*.
--Oliver Hardy (as ) in Bonnie Scotland
[shakes bagpipes]
Ollie: for *this*.
--Oliver Hardy (as ) in Bonnie Scotland
Ollie:
Do you realise that this is the only suit I've got left? It's enough to make a man burst out crying.
[Stan starts to cry]
Ollie: Shut Up! Don't you realise my wife will be home at noon?
--Oliver Hardy (as ) in Helpmates
[Stan starts to cry]
Ollie: Shut Up! Don't you realise my wife will be home at noon?
--Oliver Hardy (as ) in Helpmates
