Harry Palmer:
You're useless in the kitchen, why don't you go back to bed.
--Michael Caine (as ) in Funeral in Berlin
--Michael Caine (as ) in Funeral in Berlin
Nicholas Urfe:
I've missed you.
Anne: Careful. You'll be in love next.
Nicholas Urfe: I never use four-letter words.
--Michael Caine (as Nicholas Urfe) in The Magus
Anne: Careful. You'll be in love next.
Nicholas Urfe: I never use four-letter words.
--Michael Caine (as Nicholas Urfe) in The Magus
Nicholas Urfe:
You know what's wrong with marriage, Meli? It kills the fun in life.
[bites affair liaison apple]
Nicholas Urfe: It's the timid little people who can't gamble; who always want to know where they are. It's for mice, Meli, not for men.
--Michael Caine (as Nicholas Urfe) in The Magus
[bites affair liaison apple]
Nicholas Urfe: It's the timid little people who can't gamble; who always want to know where they are. It's for mice, Meli, not for men.
--Michael Caine (as Nicholas Urfe) in The Magus
Squadron Leader Canfield:
The *engine's* overheating, and so am *I*! Either we stand down, or *blow up*! Now *which* do you want?
--Michael Caine (as ) in Battle of Britain
--Michael Caine (as ) in Battle of Britain
Squadron Leader Colin Harvey:
I'll give you a piece of advice: stay single.
--Michael Caine (as ) in Battle of Britain
--Michael Caine (as ) in Battle of Britain
Squadron Leader Colin Harvey:
Never let me catch you doing a victory roll over my airfield again. Understood?
--Michael Caine (as ) in Battle of Britain
--Michael Caine (as ) in Battle of Britain
Squadron Leader Skipper:
[His squadron has just been scrambled and is also under attack by the Luftwaffe] Well don't just *stand* there! Get one *up!*
--Michael Caine (as ) in Battle of Britain
--Michael Caine (as ) in Battle of Britain
Squadron Leader Skipper:
Corporal! Re-fuel them immediately.
Corporal at French airfield: Yes, sir.
[Turns back to the other ground crew]
Corporal at French airfield: So anyway...
[continues his conversation]
Squadron Leader Skipper: Corporal - I don't mean with your blood! And re-arm them!
Corporal at French airfield: Yes, *sir*!
[Runs towards the aircraft]
--Michael Caine (as ) in Battle of Britain
Corporal at French airfield: Yes, sir.
[Turns back to the other ground crew]
Corporal at French airfield: So anyway...
[continues his conversation]
Squadron Leader Skipper: Corporal - I don't mean with your blood! And re-arm them!
Corporal at French airfield: Yes, *sir*!
[Runs towards the aircraft]
--Michael Caine (as ) in Battle of Britain
Squadron Leader Skipper:
How many time have I told you - never fly straight and level for more than 30 seconds in a combat area!
[pauses]
Squadron Leader Skipper: You call your wife?
[Andy shakes his head slightly]
Squadron Leader Skipper: All right, boy! Get in!
[cocks his head toward his small maroon Austin Ascot 12/6]
--Michael Caine (as ) in Battle of Britain
[pauses]
Squadron Leader Skipper: You call your wife?
[Andy shakes his head slightly]
Squadron Leader Skipper: All right, boy! Get in!
[cocks his head toward his small maroon Austin Ascot 12/6]
--Michael Caine (as ) in Battle of Britain
Lorna:
[after hearing a rapid knock at the door] It's the Law, Charlie!
Charlie Croker: What you tell 'em?
Lorna: Charlie, would I tell them anything?
Charlie Croker: ...Yes you would.
--Michael Caine (as ) in The Italian Job
Charlie Croker: What you tell 'em?
Lorna: Charlie, would I tell them anything?
Charlie Croker: ...Yes you would.
--Michael Caine (as ) in The Italian Job
