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Bushy Hare

Bushy Hare

"Nature Boy": [screaming] Yaaargh!
Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up Doc?
"Nature Boy": [yelling in a gibberish language] Woooooah ooga dinga!
Bugs Bunny: [yelling back] Unga bunga bunga!
"Nature Boy": [yelling back] Unga bunga bunga!
Bugs Bunny: [yelling] Unga bunga bunga!
"Nature Boy": [yelling] Unga bunga bunga!
Bugs Bunny: [in a calm manner] Unga bunga bunga, Binga binga binga bunga!
["Nature Boy" screams]
Bugs Bunny: What'd I say, what'd I say?


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Bushy Hare

Case of the Missing Hare

Case of the Missing Hare

Ala Bahma: Uh, do you like blacksberries pie?
Bugs Bunny: [shakes his head] No, no... did you say blackberry pie?
[Ala Bahma nods]
Bugs Bunny: Yum. Yummy.
[Ala Bahma pulls a hanky, places it on his palm, pulls it to reveal a pie]
Ala Bahma: Well, have some!
[Ala Bahma smears the pie on Bugs' face]
Ala Bahma: [chuckling nastily] Ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho! What a dumb bunny! Ha-ha-ha!
[Ala Bahma leaves]
Bugs Bunny: [to the audience] Of course you realize this means war!


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Case of the Missing Hare

The Grey Hounded Hare

The Grey Hounded Hare

Announcer: Now they're ready. There goes the buzzer, and there goes the rabbit!
Bugs Bunny: Rabbit?
[Sees the mechanical rabbit]
Bugs Bunny: Wow!
[Wolf whistle]
Bugs Bunny: What a hunk of feminine pulchritudee!
Announcer: The dogs are going wild, and there they go!
Bugs Bunny: What? Dogs chasing that cute little bunny? They can't do this! Chivalry is not dead! I'll save you, sweetheart!


--Mel Blanc (as ) in The Grey Hounded Hare

Slick Hare

Slick Hare

Bogart: Well, time's up, shorty. Where's my rabbit?
Elmer Fudd: Pwease, Mr. Bogart. I couldn't get a wabbit. I twied and I twied.
Bogart: Oh, yeah? Well, I guess there's just one thing left for me to do.
[reaches into his coat pocket]
Elmer Fudd: Don't! Pwease, don't!
Bogart: [Pulling out a handkerchief to wipe his brow] Baby will just have to have a ham sandwich, instead.
Bugs Bunny: Baby?
[Bugs hops onto Bogart's table; sitting there is "Baby" - Lauren Bacall]
Bugs Bunny: Remember, garçon. The customer is always right. If it's rabbit baby wants, rabbit baby gets.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Slick Hare

Big Top Bunny

Big Top Bunny

Bruno the Bear: What you think you gonna do?
Bugs Bunny: Who, me? Oh, I think I'm gonna jump 200 feet off of this platform into a tank of water.
[Kisses Bruno]
Bugs Bunny: Goodbye!
[Raises platform 200 feet; Bruno raises his platform also]
Bruno the Bear: Nobody could outdo Bruno the Magnificent. I dive 300 feet into bucket of water.
[Raises platform 300 feet, Bugs does same]
Bugs Bunny: Oh, yeah? Well, I'll dive 500 feet into a damp sponge!
[They raise the platforms to 500 feet, breaking over the tent]
Bruno the Bear: And I, Bruno, will dive 1,000 feet into a block of cement. On my head, yet.
[They raise their platforms to 1,000 feet]
Bugs Bunny: Say, that's a good stunt. I'll buy that. But the star goes first. Here I go.
Bruno the Bear: Oh, no! Bruno is the star. I go first.
Bugs Bunny: Ah-ah! I go first.
Bruno the Bear: [Grabbing Bugs by the neck] I go first!
Bugs Bunny: Okay, pal. You win. You go first.
[Bruno dives the 1,000 feet and lands head first into block of cement, squashing himself in the process]


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Big Top Bunny


Birds Anonymous

Birds Anonymous

Clarence: Our new member has come to us for help. Would someone volunteer to tell what B.A. has done for him?
B.A. Cat #1: I was a three-bird-a-day pussycat, until B.A. helped me.
[Applause]
B.A. Cat #2: Being on a bird kick cost me five homes. B.A. helped me solve my problem.
[Applause]
Sylvester: Fellow members, from now on my motto is: Birds is strictly for the birds.
[Applause]


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Birds Anonymous

Homeless Hare

Homeless Hare

Construction Worker: [after Bugs has dropped a tank on him] I'm feelin' mighty low.
Bugs Bunny: Well, Toodles, do I get my home back, or do I have to get tough?


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Homeless Hare

Porky Pig's Feat

Porky Pig's Feat

Daffy Duck: [after the manager falls down an almost endless flight of stairs] I guess I showed that overstuffed turnip.
Broken Arms Hotel Manager: [Appears wearing bandages] WHAT?
Daffy Duck: Yipe.
Porky Pig: M-m-me too. Yipe.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Porky Pig's Feat

Rabbit Seasoning

Rabbit Seasoning

Daffy Duck: [to Bugs in drag] Out of sheer honesty, I demand that you tell him who you are! Well? Haven't you anything to say? Anything? Out of sheer honesty? Huh?
Bugs Bunny: [to Elmer, in a feminine voice] Yes. I would just love a duck dinner.
[Bugs kisses Elmer, who stumbles about in an amorous daze and shoots Daffy.]


--Mel Blanc (as ) in Rabbit Seasoning

The Prize Pest

The Prize Pest

Daffy Duck: Hmm. Guess I'll have to use my Jekyll and Hyde routine on this wise guy.
[knocks on door]
Porky Pig: Yes?
Daffy Duck: I'm sorry you did that to me. People shouldn't push me around. It isn't good for me.
Porky Pig: Oh, f-f-fiddlesticks. And why not?
Daffy Duck: Because I'm a split personality, that's why not. I'm two people in one. A schiz... a schiz... a schizophreniac. When people are nice to me, I'm sweet, gentle, and loving.
[Jumps into Porky's arms and starts caressing him, speaks in French accent]
Daffy Duck: Ello, baby. Nice, fat, little butterball.
Porky Pig: Oh, n-n-now stop.
Daffy Duck: But when some wise guy starts pushing me around, look... out! I turn into a hideous monster.
[Puts on fake fangs and messes up his hair, then pants and snarls at Porky, who jumps up to the ceiling and hangs on to a chandelier]
Daffy Duck: Get the idea, buster?
Porky Pig: I d-do, I do! Ind-deed I d-d-do! And I'll be r-real nice and k-kind and gentle to you.


--Mel Blanc (as ) in The Prize Pest

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