Alec Howe:
You're human aren't you?
May Daly: I hope not!
--Lucille Ball (as May Daly / Madame Du Barry) in Du Barry Was a Lady
May Daly: I hope not!
--Lucille Ball (as May Daly / Madame Du Barry) in Du Barry Was a Lady
Mrs. Hittaway:
This is Mrs. Dudley, the big vagabond next door.
Tacy: How do you do, Mrs. Vagabond?
--Lucille Ball (as Tacy Bolton) in The Long, Long Trailer
Tacy: How do you do, Mrs. Vagabond?
--Lucille Ball (as Tacy Bolton) in The Long, Long Trailer
Mike Beardsley:
[confronting Helen about her pregnancy] You knew about it Christmas Day, didn't you?
Helen North: Yes.
Mike Beardsley: And you still let Dad ship out. Why?
Helen North: He wanted so much to go. Two people can't live with an ocean between them for the rest of their lives.
Mike Beardsley: Do you really want this baby?
Helen North: Very much. You see, he won't have to worry whether he's a Beardsley or a North.
[Mike nods his head in understanding]
--Lucille Ball (as Helen North Beardsley) in Yours, Mine and Ours
Helen North: Yes.
Mike Beardsley: And you still let Dad ship out. Why?
Helen North: He wanted so much to go. Two people can't live with an ocean between them for the rest of their lives.
Mike Beardsley: Do you really want this baby?
Helen North: Very much. You see, he won't have to worry whether he's a Beardsley or a North.
[Mike nods his head in understanding]
--Lucille Ball (as Helen North Beardsley) in Yours, Mine and Ours
Bradford Galt:
Why don't you come over here, where you belong?
[Bradford pats the couch that he is laying on]
Kathleen: [Kathleen throws Bradford his mended suit jacket and proceeds to walk out Bradford's front door] Well, if you're feeling that much better, perhaps I better go home.
[scene fades]
--Lucille Ball (as Kathleen Stewart) in The Dark Corner
[Bradford pats the couch that he is laying on]
Kathleen: [Kathleen throws Bradford his mended suit jacket and proceeds to walk out Bradford's front door] Well, if you're feeling that much better, perhaps I better go home.
[scene fades]
--Lucille Ball (as Kathleen Stewart) in The Dark Corner
Larry Gilbert:
...and she said, "That's not a new stance - "
Kitty Weaver: That's a new husband.
--Lucille Ball (as Kitty Weaver) in The Facts of Life
Kitty Weaver: That's a new husband.
--Lucille Ball (as Kitty Weaver) in The Facts of Life
Bubbles:
Listen, squirt! I don't fall in gutters. I pick my spots.
--Lucille Ball (as ) in Dance, Girl, Dance
--Lucille Ball (as ) in Dance, Girl, Dance
Consuelo 'Connie' Casey:
What's that other college for girls, the one that won't give its right name?
Harold L. Lister: Won't give its right name?
Consuelo 'Connie' Casey: Smith
--Lucille Ball (as Consuelo 'Connie' Casey) in Too Many Girls
Harold L. Lister: Won't give its right name?
Consuelo 'Connie' Casey: Smith
--Lucille Ball (as Consuelo 'Connie' Casey) in Too Many Girls
Gloria Lyons:
Love is something that gets you one room, two chins and 3 kids.
--Lucille Ball (as Gloria Lyons) in The Big Street
--Lucille Ball (as Gloria Lyons) in The Big Street
Helen North:
[drunk] Boy, if this damn room would stop rolling around maybe I could find some place to be sick!
--Lucille Ball (as Helen North Beardsley) in Yours, Mine and Ours
--Lucille Ball (as Helen North Beardsley) in Yours, Mine and Ours
Helen North:
That was a wonderful dinner, I enjoyed all *eight* courses.
Frank Beardsley: So did I.
Helen North: And speaking of children...
Frank Beardsley: We weren't speaking of children.
Helen North: We weren't? Oh thank goodness.
--Lucille Ball (as Helen North Beardsley) in Yours, Mine and Ours
Frank Beardsley: So did I.
Helen North: And speaking of children...
Frank Beardsley: We weren't speaking of children.
Helen North: We weren't? Oh thank goodness.
--Lucille Ball (as Helen North Beardsley) in Yours, Mine and Ours
