Stanley Livington:
I thought that you were... Buzz, I'm paralysed.
--Lou Costello (as Stanley Livington) in Africa Screams
--Lou Costello (as Stanley Livington) in Africa Screams
Stanley Livington:
I'm not afraid of nothing . Not even you. I'm a pretty brave kid. I don't care about kittens. I don't care how big the kittens are.
--Lou Costello (as Stanley Livington) in Africa Screams
--Lou Costello (as Stanley Livington) in Africa Screams
Stanley Livington:
Now that I'm alone, what's going to happen to me now?
--Lou Costello (as Stanley Livington) in Africa Screams
--Lou Costello (as Stanley Livington) in Africa Screams
Stanley Livington:
That's the kind of girl I dream about. But you should see the ones I get.
--Lou Costello (as Stanley Livington) in Africa Screams
--Lou Costello (as Stanley Livington) in Africa Screams
Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy:
[moaning] Oh I was shot, somebody stabbed me.
--Lou Costello (as Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy) in Hit the Ice
--Lou Costello (as Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy) in Hit the Ice
Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy:
[trying to get the dog sled team to run] Oatmeal, oatmeal! Cornmeal!... Mush!
--Lou Costello (as Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy) in Hit the Ice
--Lou Costello (as Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy) in Hit the Ice
Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy:
[trying to ice skate] Left foot, right foot, left foot, everybody's doing it.
--Lou Costello (as Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy) in Hit the Ice
--Lou Costello (as Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy) in Hit the Ice
Wilbur Grey:
[Chick calls Wilbur from across the room] Miss Raymond, will you excuse me.
[looking at himself in the mirror]
Wilbur Grey: Oh you irresistible boy.
Wilbur Grey: [to Chick] You want me.
Chick Young: [grabs Wilbur and pulls him towards the window] Yes I want you. Come over here. I just wanted to get a good look at you in the light.
Chick Young: I still don't get it.
Wilbur Grey: Jealous?
--Lou Costello (as Wilbur Grey) in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
[looking at himself in the mirror]
Wilbur Grey: Oh you irresistible boy.
Wilbur Grey: [to Chick] You want me.
Chick Young: [grabs Wilbur and pulls him towards the window] Yes I want you. Come over here. I just wanted to get a good look at you in the light.
Chick Young: I still don't get it.
Wilbur Grey: Jealous?
--Lou Costello (as Wilbur Grey) in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Wilbur Grey:
[Larry Talbot's called about Mr. McDougal's packages and is turning into the wolf, growling and snarling] Mr. McDougal, will you stop gargling your throat?
[growling continues]
Wilbur Grey: Hey, you're gonna have to get your dog away from the phone, I can't hear a word you're saying.
[growling and snarling continues]
Wilbur Grey: You're awful silly to call me all the way from London just to have your dog talk to me.
[hears the snarling and barks in response]
--Lou Costello (as Wilbur Grey) in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
[growling continues]
Wilbur Grey: Hey, you're gonna have to get your dog away from the phone, I can't hear a word you're saying.
[growling and snarling continues]
Wilbur Grey: You're awful silly to call me all the way from London just to have your dog talk to me.
[hears the snarling and barks in response]
--Lou Costello (as Wilbur Grey) in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Wilbur Grey:
[whispering] Hey, will you please stop yelling. Come here.
[continues whispering]
Wilbur Grey: Don't you know it's impolite to raise your voice?
[screams]
Wilbur Grey: Oh Chick!
--Lou Costello (as Wilbur Grey) in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
[continues whispering]
Wilbur Grey: Don't you know it's impolite to raise your voice?
[screams]
Wilbur Grey: Oh Chick!
--Lou Costello (as Wilbur Grey) in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
