[first lines]
Stanley Livington: Stay right where you are. Don't move, stay there now. Steady. Now sit up. Sit up. Sit up you. Up you fool. Up. Sit up I said. Sit up. Up.
--Lou Costello (as Stanley Livington) in Africa Screams
Stanley Livington: Stay right where you are. Don't move, stay there now. Steady. Now sit up. Sit up. Sit up you. Up you fool. Up. Sit up I said. Sit up. Up.
--Lou Costello (as Stanley Livington) in Africa Screams
[last lines]
Buzz Johnson: Mr Livington, what about that raise I've been asking for?
Stanley Livington: I'll talk to my partner if he's in.
Buzz Johnson: Thank you, Sir.
Stanley Livington: He's in.
--Lou Costello (as Stanley Livington) in Africa Screams
Buzz Johnson: Mr Livington, what about that raise I've been asking for?
Stanley Livington: I'll talk to my partner if he's in.
Buzz Johnson: Thank you, Sir.
Stanley Livington: He's in.
--Lou Costello (as Stanley Livington) in Africa Screams
[last lines]
Jack Strong: [singing] I fear nothing when I do nothing wrong / And so I toddle on my way and sing a merry song.
--Lou Costello (as Jack / Jack Strong) in Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack Strong: [singing] I fear nothing when I do nothing wrong / And so I toddle on my way and sing a merry song.
--Lou Costello (as Jack / Jack Strong) in Jack and the Beanstalk
[last lines]
Orville: She found me again.
--Lou Costello (as Orville) in Abbott and Costello Go to Mars
Orville: She found me again.
--Lou Costello (as Orville) in Abbott and Costello Go to Mars
[repeated line]
Jack: Mr. Dinkelpuss!
--Lou Costello (as Jack / Jack Strong) in Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack: Mr. Dinkelpuss!
--Lou Costello (as Jack / Jack Strong) in Jack and the Beanstalk
[the Swami tries to get a hypnotized Freddie to kill himself]
Swami Talpur: Perhaps you should choose the manner of your death. How would you like to die?
Freddie Phillips: Old age.
--Lou Costello (as Freddie Phillips) in Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff
Swami Talpur: Perhaps you should choose the manner of your death. How would you like to die?
Freddie Phillips: Old age.
--Lou Costello (as Freddie Phillips) in Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff
[Trying to evade the monster, Wilbur puts on a black cloak over his face]
Wilbur Grey: [imitating Dracula] Back! Back!
The Monster: Yes, master.
Wilbur Grey: [takes off cloak and turns to Chuck] He thinks I'm Dracula!
--Lou Costello (as Wilbur Grey) in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Wilbur Grey: [imitating Dracula] Back! Back!
The Monster: Yes, master.
Wilbur Grey: [takes off cloak and turns to Chuck] He thinks I'm Dracula!
--Lou Costello (as Wilbur Grey) in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
[Wilbur answers the door and Joan kisses him]
Wilbur Grey: Oh, oh...
Chick Young: Now who is this?
Wilbur Grey: She's, she's beautiful.
Joan Raymond: I'm Joan Raymond.
Wilbur Grey: [shrugging] She's Joan Raymond.
--Lou Costello (as Wilbur Grey) in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Wilbur Grey: Oh, oh...
Chick Young: Now who is this?
Wilbur Grey: She's, she's beautiful.
Joan Raymond: I'm Joan Raymond.
Wilbur Grey: [shrugging] She's Joan Raymond.
--Lou Costello (as Wilbur Grey) in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Ferdie: [looking at an old house with no paint] What did I tell you, Chuck? Any place painted dark brown, I never liked it.
--Lou Costello (as Ferdie) in Hold That Ghost
--Lou Costello (as Ferdie) in Hold That Ghost
Ferdie: [to Camille] With one eye, watch that candle, with the other eye watch the other candle, and with the other eye, watch me.
--Lou Costello (as Ferdie) in Hold That Ghost
--Lou Costello (as Ferdie) in Hold That Ghost
