Dark Intruder

Dark Intruder

Harvey Misbach: You seem to specialize in obscure acquaintances.
Brett Kingsford: Yes, fortunately for you commissioner.


--Leslie Nielsen (as ) in Dark Intruder

Forbidden Planet

Forbidden Planet

Altaira: [swiming in a pool] Come on in.
Commander John J. Adams: I didn't bring my bathing suit.
Altaira: What's a bathing suit?
Commander John J. Adams: [quickly turning his back] Oh, murder!


--Leslie Nielsen (as Commander J. J. Adams) in Forbidden Planet

Ransom!

Ransom!

Mrs. Partridge: Who is this person?
Charlie Telfer: Jack the Ripper. Times Chronicle.


--Leslie Nielsen (as Charlie Telfer) in Ransom!

Forbidden Planet

Forbidden Planet

Robby: Morbius. Morbius!
Dr. Edward Morbius: What?
Robby: Something is approaching from the southwest. It is now quite close.
[they run to the windows and look out, but see nothing]
Commander John J. Adams: Could Robby be wrong?
Dr. Edward Morbius: No. Never.
[an invisible force rips down the trees; Morbius closes the steel shutters over the windows]
Dr. Edward Morbius: I feel sorry for you, young man.
Commander John J. Adams: Feel sorry for your daughter, Morbius.
Altaira: It's listening.
[the monster pounds on the steel shielding, denting it]
Dr. Edward Morbius: Alta, go into my study.
Commander John J. Adams: You still refuse to face the truth.
Dr. Edward Morbius: What truth?
Commander John J. Adams: Morbius, that thing out there - it's you.
Dr. Edward Morbius: You're insane. How else would you have led it here, where Alta must see you torn to pieces?
Commander John J. Adams: You still think she's immune? She's joined herself to me, body and soul!
Altaira: Yes, and whatever comes, forever.
Dr. Edward Morbius: Say it's a lie. Shout, let it hear you out there! Tell it you don't love this man!
Altaira: Not even if I could.
[the steel shielding begins to break]
Dr. Edward Morbius: Stop it, Robby! Don't let it in! Kill it, Robby!
[Robby shorts out]
Commander John J. Adams: It's no use. He knows it's your other self.
[steel shielding breaks; they run]


--Leslie Nielsen (as Commander J. J. Adams) in Forbidden Planet

Ransom!

Ransom!

Charlie Telfer: That's right. Trick or treat.


--Leslie Nielsen (as Charlie Telfer) in Ransom!


Forbidden Planet

Forbidden Planet

Commander John J. Adams: Whatever you know in here, your other self knows out there.
Dr. Edward Morbius: [angrily] I'm not a monster, you...
Commander John J. Adams: [grappling with Morbius] We're all part monsters in our subconscious, so we have laws and religion!


--Leslie Nielsen (as Commander J. J. Adams) in Forbidden Planet

Forbidden Planet

Forbidden Planet

[to Altaira]
Commander John J. Adams: Alta, about a million years from now the human race will have crawled up to where the Krell stood in their great moment of triumph and tragedy. And your father's name will shine again like a beacon in the galaxy. It's true, it will remind us that we are, after all, not God.


--Leslie Nielsen (as Commander J. J. Adams) in Forbidden Planet

Forbidden Planet

Forbidden Planet

[to Altaira]
Commander John J. Adams: I'm in command of 18 competitively selected super-perfect physical specimens with an average age of 24.6 who have been locked up in hyperspace for 378 days. It would have served you right if I hadn't... and he... oh go on, get out of here before I have you run out of the area under guard - and then I'll put more guards on the guards!


--Leslie Nielsen (as Commander J. J. Adams) in Forbidden Planet

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