Victor Fabian: Darling, wouldn't you like to slip into something loose?
Dolly Fabian: Yes. A taxi.


--Kay Kendall (as Dolly Fabian) in Once More, with Feeling!

Alexia LaRoche: It's double-bladed, darling. He squeals on me - he squeals on himself!


--Kay Kendall (as ) in Wings of Danger

Isabelle, Countess of Marcroy: [Referring to Lord Crawford] An antique Scottish earl.
Charles, Duke of Burgundy: His right arm rests on the Scottish throne.
Isabelle, Countess of Marcroy: And his left on the graveyard wall!


--Kay Kendall (as ) in The Adventures of Quentin Durward

Lady Sybil Wren: If I was a man I'd have nothing to do with me.


--Kay Kendall (as ) in Les Girls

Laura Foster: I have acted with octogenarians, dipsomaniacs, dope-fiends, amnesiacs, and veteran cars.


--Kay Kendall (as ) in Simon and Laura

Richard Van Ness: You're wonderful! You've got a heart of pure steel!
Alexia LaRoche: My future's no dream from a bottle! I've had too much of attic rooms and runs in my stocking and ten cent bar loungers trying to paw me to death not to know what I want out of life and to recognize it when I've got it. All you have to do is hitch ypur wagon, and I'm tossing you the hook!


--Kay Kendall (as ) in Wings of Danger