Mad Hatter:
Do you care for tea?
Alice: Why, yes. I'm very fond of tea.
March Hare: If you don't care for tea, you could at least make polite conversation!
--Jerry Colonna (as March Hare) in Alice in Wonderland
Alice: Why, yes. I'm very fond of tea.
March Hare: If you don't care for tea, you could at least make polite conversation!
--Jerry Colonna (as March Hare) in Alice in Wonderland
Alice:
[turning down an offer for a cup of tea] I'm sorry, but I just haven't the time!
March Hare: The time! The time! Who's got the time?
--Jerry Colonna (as March Hare) in Alice in Wonderland
March Hare: The time! The time! Who's got the time?
--Jerry Colonna (as March Hare) in Alice in Wonderland
Alice:
I was sitting on the riverbank with uh... with you know who...
Mad Hatter: I DO?
Alice: I mean my C-A-T.
Mad Hatter: Tea?
March Hare: [slices a tea cup in half] Just half a cup, if you don't mind.
--Jerry Colonna (as March Hare) in Alice in Wonderland
Mad Hatter: I DO?
Alice: I mean my C-A-T.
Mad Hatter: Tea?
March Hare: [slices a tea cup in half] Just half a cup, if you don't mind.
--Jerry Colonna (as March Hare) in Alice in Wonderland
Alice:
Unbirthday? I'm sorry, but I don't quite understand.
March Hare: It's very simple. Now, thirty days has Septem -No. wait... An unbirthday, if you have a birthday, then you -
[laughs]
March Hare: She doesn't know what an unbirthday is.
--Jerry Colonna (as March Hare) in Alice in Wonderland
March Hare: It's very simple. Now, thirty days has Septem -No. wait... An unbirthday, if you have a birthday, then you -
[laughs]
March Hare: She doesn't know what an unbirthday is.
--Jerry Colonna (as March Hare) in Alice in Wonderland
March Hare:
I have an excellent idea, LETS CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
--Jerry Colonna (as March Hare) in Alice in Wonderland
--Jerry Colonna (as March Hare) in Alice in Wonderland
March Hare:
There's only one way to stop a MAD WATCH.
--Jerry Colonna (as March Hare) in Alice in Wonderland
--Jerry Colonna (as March Hare) in Alice in Wonderland
Narrator:
Ah, it is morning, and all the trains are fast asleep. All except Casey's. His train is slow asleep.
--Jerry Colonna (as ) in The Brave Engineer
--Jerry Colonna (as ) in The Brave Engineer
Narrator:
If that's Casey, I'm a Rhode Island rooster.
[Casey arrives]
Narrator: Well, cock-a-doodle-doo!
--Jerry Colonna (as ) in The Brave Engineer
[Casey arrives]
Narrator: Well, cock-a-doodle-doo!
--Jerry Colonna (as ) in The Brave Engineer
[after they have restrained the Dormouse]
Mad Hatter: Ah thank goodness! Those are the things that upset me!
March Hare: See all the trouble you started?
Alice: But I didn't think...
March Hare: Ah, that's just it. If you don't think, then you shouldn't talk.
--Jerry Colonna (as March Hare) in Alice in Wonderland
Mad Hatter: Ah thank goodness! Those are the things that upset me!
March Hare: See all the trouble you started?
Alice: But I didn't think...
March Hare: Ah, that's just it. If you don't think, then you shouldn't talk.
--Jerry Colonna (as March Hare) in Alice in Wonderland
[Casey's train is in collision course with another train]
Narrator: [as conductor] Hey, Casey, here comes a freight! I said here comes a freight!
Narrator: [as Casey] Don't worry mate. We wont be late.
Narrator: [as conductor] Egad! Look, look, look, look! Train, train, train!
Narrator: [as Casey] So what?
Narrator: [as conductor] So long!
[Conductor jumps off]
--Jerry Colonna (as ) in The Brave Engineer
Narrator: [as conductor] Hey, Casey, here comes a freight! I said here comes a freight!
Narrator: [as Casey] Don't worry mate. We wont be late.
Narrator: [as conductor] Egad! Look, look, look, look! Train, train, train!
Narrator: [as Casey] So what?
Narrator: [as conductor] So long!
[Conductor jumps off]
--Jerry Colonna (as ) in The Brave Engineer
