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Living It Up

Living It Up

Dr. Steve Harris: [flirtatiously on board a plane] Now you tell me where you live, and i'll pick you up.
Wally Cook: My dear doctor, I live on the front page of the Morning Chronicle.
Dr. Steve Harris: On the what?
Wally Cook: [Louder] On the front page of the Morning Chronicle, and you can pick me up for seven cents! Now climb back in your horse and buggy and try your bedside manner on someone else!
Dr. Steve Harris: [Hearing the screech of the wheels touching down on the runway] What was that?
Wally Cook: We just came down to Earth!


--Janet Leigh (as ) in Living It Up

Living It Up

Living It Up

Oliver Stone: What if this kid doesn't die in three weeks? What if he just keeps on living?
Wally Cook: Why, I wouldn't let him do a thing like that to you, Oliver!
[Oliver does a reactive take]


--Janet Leigh (as ) in Living It Up

Prince Valiant

Prince Valiant

King Luke: What's wrong with Sir Brack? His blood is as good as Arthur's!
Princess Aleta: And he never lets us forget it as his own father apparently did.


--Janet Leigh (as Princess Aleta) in Prince Valiant

Touch of Evil

Touch of Evil

Ramon Miguel 'Mike' Vargas: Susie, one of the longest borders on earth is right here between your country and mine. An open border. Fourteen hundred miles without a single machine gun in place. Yeah, I suppose that all sounds very corny to you.
Susan: I could love being corny, if my husband would only cooperate.


--Janet Leigh (as Susan 'Susie' Vargas) in Touch of Evil

The Naked Spur

The Naked Spur

Howard Kemp: You sat up with me?
Lina Patch: Yeah.
Howard Kemp: Why?
Lina Patch: Somebody had to. You was raving so. No one could sleep.
Howard Kemp: Why should you care?
Lina Patch: I don't. I'd done it for a dog if he was sufferin'.
Howard Kemp: Thank you.
Lina Patch: You're welcome.


--Janet Leigh (as Lina Patch) in The Naked Spur


Harper

Harper

Lew Harper: [placing a crank call to his wife, imitating English accent into phone] Mrs. Harper? Mrs. Lewis Harper?
Susan Harper: [puzzled and sleepy] Yes...
Lew Harper: Oh thank heavens! You see, we've just picked your name from this enormous drum full of names... Only you had to be there to win... and you are, so you have!
Susan Harper: Win?
Lew Harper: [flustered, thinking] ... Six... one-hour frug lessons, absolutely free. Yes. I'm Austin Schwartz-Marmaduke, of the Schwartz-Marmaduke Institue for Ballroom Education. You must've heard of us, we're just off Wilshire near the Frug Foundation...
Susan Harper: I don't want any frug lessons.
Lew Harper: Of course you do, dear lady. Why just think how t'riffic you'll feel next time you and your husband try frugging...
[starts to break up, chuckling at his own humor]
Lew Harper: how endlessly feminine you'll feel...
[starts to really break up]
Susan Harper: [she has recognized Harper's voice and is paying him back now] My husband is dead!
Lew Harper: [not sure where this is going] Well, that's too bad, as a matter of fact...
Susan Harper: [gaining the upper hand in this joke] No... as a matter of fact, you're wrong. His death did nothing but serve the cause of mankind. He was a fool, a sadist, a functioning pathological pervert... He was grotesque in all ways. Can a soul be atrocious?
[Harper has lost control and covers the phone, chuckling]
Susan Harper: His was. He was a degenerate's degenerate. You won't believe this, Mr. "Marmaduke", but he used to call me on the phone sometimes, pretending to be other people. He actually thought it was funny!


--Janet Leigh (as ) in Harper

Fearless Fagan

Fearless Fagan

Abby Ames: [singing] Who do you think I am?
[speaking]
Abby Ames: Don't answer that.


--Janet Leigh (as ) in Fearless Fagan

Rogue Cop

Rogue Cop

Karen Stephanson: When you think enough a lot of truths come home and stay with you.


--Janet Leigh (as Karen Stephanson) in Rogue Cop

Jet Pilot

Jet Pilot

Lt. Anna Marladovna Shannon: [screaming at Jim] Give me back my pants!


--Janet Leigh (as ) in Jet Pilot

Jet Pilot

Jet Pilot

Lt. Anna Marladovna Shannon: [to Jim] One minute I want to kill you and the next minute I want to kiss you and... kiss you and... kiss you.


--Janet Leigh (as ) in Jet Pilot

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