Inspector Angus 'Monty' Montague: This is Miss Susannah Sheldon.
Susannah Sheldon: Just call me Sue.
Inspector Angus 'Monty' Montague: Now, young lady, we'll have to arrange sleeping quarters for you.
Pat O'Hannegan: Where would that be, sir?
Inspector Angus 'Monty' Montague: Your room.
Pat O'Hannegan: What?
Susannah Sheldon: Am I to sleep with him?
Inspector Angus 'Monty' Montague: Oh, no. Pat can sleep out here on the couch.
Susannah Sheldon: But I wouldn't want to take Mr. Pat's room.
Inspector Angus 'Monty' Montague: Oh, that's all right. Pat'll be very comfortable, won't you, Pat?
Pat O'Hannegan: Oh, yes, sir.


--J. Farrell MacDonald (as ) in Susannah of the Mounties

Susannah Sheldon: Here some more ammunition, Mr. Pat.
Pat O'Hannegan: Thank you, doll. Now get down, get down. No, get behind me.


--J. Farrell MacDonald (as ) in Susannah of the Mounties

Susannah Sheldon: What are you making?
Pat O'Hannegan: Never you mind, now. Curiosity killed a cat, you know.
Susannah Sheldon: You shouldn't be sewing. That's a woman's work.
Pat O'Hannegan: Not in the army, doll. That's where I learned it.
Susannah Sheldon: You men on the force should have wives to do things for you.
Pat O'Hannegan: I pity the poor girl that would marry a man in this outfit.
Susannah Sheldon: Why?
Pat O'Hannegan: They're a no-good lot of heartbreakers, they are.


--J. Farrell MacDonald (as ) in Susannah of the Mounties

Countess von Claudwig: I've got to change my dress.
John Adams: I'm a good hooker-up-the-back.


--J. Farrell MacDonald (as John Adams) in Madame Racketeer

Sheriff Jeb: [Chuckling] Well, Judge, you heard that old saying, "Lucky at cards, unlucky in everything else.
Judge Price: Yeah, at my age a man's just lucky to be alive!
[They both laugh]


--J. Farrell MacDonald (as ) in The Dalton Gang

Wyatt Earp: Mac, you ever been in love?
Mac: No, I've been a bartender all me life.


--J. Farrell MacDonald (as Mac the Barman) in My Darling Clementine

[Cash and Jeff rescue a baby from a deserted wagon]
Cash Holbrook: What have we got that'll feed his gizzard? He can't chaw jerky!
Jeff Cameron: Aw, you don't know nothin'. There's oatmeal gruel and a mite of bacon grease'll see him through.


--J. Farrell MacDonald (as ) in The Painted Desert