The Return of Jesse James

The Return of Jesse James

Commissioner Morton: [to Galway and Dakin] I advise you to clean up your house, gentlemen, or a new broom will.


--I. Stanford Jolley (as ) in The Return of Jesse James

The Rebel Set

The Rebel Set

King Invader: I am bugged... beyond recall!
[leaves the club's stage in a fit of picque]


--I. Stanford Jolley (as ) in The Rebel Set

The Rebel Set

The Rebel Set

King Invader: Stew oceans of lotion on the beards of each man!


--I. Stanford Jolley (as ) in The Rebel Set

Black Arrow

Black Arrow

Tobis Becker: Okay, you're running the show. What's on the program?


--I. Stanford Jolley (as Tobis Becker) in Black Arrow

Nabonga

Nabonga

[first lines]
Policeman: Mr. Stockwell, open up, it's the police. Open up the door or we'll break it in!
[the policeman batter down the door and search the apartment]
Policeman: Well, he's gone. Some little girl's going to have a broken heart when she discovers her doll was left behind.


--I. Stanford Jolley (as Policeman) in Nabonga


The Rebel Set

The Rebel Set

[King Invader is reading one of his poems]
King Invader: The brain is missing.
Bored Drunk: It's been missing all night!


--I. Stanford Jolley (as ) in The Rebel Set

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