Hammer:
I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge.
--Groucho Marx (as ) in The Cocoanuts
--Groucho Marx (as ) in The Cocoanuts
Hammer:
Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement.
--Groucho Marx (as ) in The Cocoanuts
--Groucho Marx (as ) in The Cocoanuts
Hammer:
Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket.
--Groucho Marx (as ) in The Cocoanuts
--Groucho Marx (as ) in The Cocoanuts
Hammer:
Wages? Do you want to be wage slaves? Answer me that!
Bellhops: No.
Hammer: No, of course not. But what makes wage slaves? Wages!
--Groucho Marx (as ) in The Cocoanuts
Bellhops: No.
Hammer: No, of course not. But what makes wage slaves? Wages!
--Groucho Marx (as ) in The Cocoanuts
Hammer:
Well, my mother and father talked it over and they finally moved to New York, a little house in the Bronx. And it was in that little house that Abraham Lincoln was born, much to my father's surprise. And that, boys and girls, was the beginning of the Lincoln Highway.
--Groucho Marx (as ) in The Cocoanuts
--Groucho Marx (as ) in The Cocoanuts
Hammer:
Why, it's the most exclusive residential district in Florida. *Nobody* lives there.
--Groucho Marx (as ) in The Cocoanuts
--Groucho Marx (as ) in The Cocoanuts
Hammer:
You can have any kind of a home you want. You can even get stucco. Oh, how you can get stucco.
--Groucho Marx (as ) in The Cocoanuts
--Groucho Marx (as ) in The Cocoanuts
Lionel Q. Deveraux:
[handing Carmen's mink stole to a hat-check girl] Take good care of this, and at ten o'clock give it a saucer of milk.
--Groucho Marx (as ) in Copacabana
--Groucho Marx (as ) in Copacabana
Lionel Q. Deveraux:
Listen, babe.
Specialty: Yes?
Lionel Q. Deveraux: How'd you like to see your name in lights?
Specialty: Why, are you an electrician?
Lionel Q. Deveraux: No, but I've got some good connections.
--Groucho Marx (as ) in Copacabana
Specialty: Yes?
Lionel Q. Deveraux: How'd you like to see your name in lights?
Specialty: Why, are you an electrician?
Lionel Q. Deveraux: No, but I've got some good connections.
--Groucho Marx (as ) in Copacabana
Lionel Q. Deveraux:
This is an outrage! You'll hear from my lawyer! As soon as he gets a telephone!
--Groucho Marx (as ) in Copacabana
--Groucho Marx (as ) in Copacabana
