God:
Why don't I go out, you ask? There are nine guys on my crew. You know what the odds are on one of them trying to bump me off?
Darlene Banks: Yeah, nine to one.
God: And you think those are good odds, ay?
--Groucho Marx (as God) in Skidoo
Darlene Banks: Yeah, nine to one.
God: And you think those are good odds, ay?
--Groucho Marx (as God) in Skidoo
Gordon Miller:
[Seeing Harpo, taking his coat off, with no shirt under] I see he comes prepared.
Harry Binelli: No, he doesn't believe in shirts!
Gordon Miller: Ah, he's an atheist!
--Groucho Marx (as Gordon Miller) in Room Service
Harry Binelli: No, he doesn't believe in shirts!
Gordon Miller: Ah, he's an atheist!
--Groucho Marx (as Gordon Miller) in Room Service
Hammer:
[on phone] You want to know where you can get a hold of Mrs. Potter? I don't know, she's awfully ticklish.
--Groucho Marx (as ) in The Cocoanuts
--Groucho Marx (as ) in The Cocoanuts
Hammer:
[to Margaret Dumont] An empty bungalow just for you and me, where we could bill and cow - no, we could bull and cow...
--Groucho Marx (as ) in The Cocoanuts
--Groucho Marx (as ) in The Cocoanuts
Hammer:
All along the river, those are all levees.
Chico: That's the Jewish neighborhood?
Hammer: Well, we'll pass over that.
--Groucho Marx (as ) in The Cocoanuts
Chico: That's the Jewish neighborhood?
Hammer: Well, we'll pass over that.
--Groucho Marx (as ) in The Cocoanuts
Hammer:
Believe me, you gotta get up early if you want to get out of bed.
--Groucho Marx (as ) in The Cocoanuts
--Groucho Marx (as ) in The Cocoanuts
Hammer:
Florida folks, land of perpetual sunshine. Let's get the auction started before we have a tornado.
--Groucho Marx (as ) in The Cocoanuts
--Groucho Marx (as ) in The Cocoanuts
Hammer:
I can see it now: you and the moon - wear a necktie so I'll know you.
--Groucho Marx (as ) in The Cocoanuts
--Groucho Marx (as ) in The Cocoanuts
