Dr. Hackenbush:
Emily, I have a confession to make. I really am a horse doctor. But marry me, and I'll never look at another horse.
--Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races
--Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races
Dr. Hackenbush:
I haven't seen so much mudslinging since the last election!
--Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races
--Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races
Dr. Hackenbush:
If I hold you any closer, I'll be in back of you.
--Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races
--Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races
Dr. Hackenbush:
It's the old, old story. Boy meets girl - Romeo and Juliet - Minneapolis and St. Paul!
--Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races
--Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races
Dr. Hackenbush:
Oh, well, uh, to begin with I took four years at Vassar.
Mrs. Upjohn: Vassar? But that's a girls' college.
Dr. Hackenbush: I found that out the third year. I'd 've been there yet, but I went out for the swimming team.
--Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races
Mrs. Upjohn: Vassar? But that's a girls' college.
Dr. Hackenbush: I found that out the third year. I'd 've been there yet, but I went out for the swimming team.
--Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races
Dr. Hackenbush:
She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.
--Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races
--Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races
Emile J. Keck:
A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead.
--Groucho Marx (as ) in Double Dynamite
--Groucho Marx (as ) in Double Dynamite
God:
[unbuttons her jacket] Right now, I'd rather be doing what he's doing than what I'm doing.
--Groucho Marx (as God) in Skidoo
--Groucho Marx (as God) in Skidoo
God:
Garbaldo! Garbaldo! What the hell's goin' on up there?
Captain Garbaldo: There's a stiff wind from the east, sir.
God: I don't care where it's comin' from! Stop it!
--Groucho Marx (as God) in Skidoo
Captain Garbaldo: There's a stiff wind from the east, sir.
God: I don't care where it's comin' from! Stop it!
--Groucho Marx (as God) in Skidoo
