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A Day at the Races

A Day at the Races

Gil: Are you a man or a mouse?
Dr. Hackenbush: You put a piece of cheese down there and you'll find out.


--Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races

Copacabana

Copacabana

Carmen Novarro: [trying to sneak into their hotel] Why don't we get married?
Lionel Q. Deveraux: Let's not rush into marriage; we can't even get into the hotel.


--Groucho Marx (as ) in Copacabana

Copacabana

Copacabana

Carmen Novarro: I don't think you want to marry me.
Lionel Q. Deveraux: How can you say that? We've been engaged for almost ten years!


--Groucho Marx (as ) in Copacabana

Copacabana

Copacabana

Carmen Novarro: Why are you always chasing women?
Lionel Q. Deveraux: I'll tell you as soon as I catch one.


--Groucho Marx (as ) in Copacabana

Room Service

Room Service

Leo Davis: Gee, I-I-I don't know whether I can keep it up for two and a half hours.
Gordon Miller: It's all right. We'll help you.


--Groucho Marx (as Gordon Miller) in Room Service


The Big Store

The Big Store

Mr. Grover: If Ms. Phelps were not my fiancée, I would turn in my resignation and walk out of this store for good!
Martha Phelps: Oh no, no...
Wolf J. Flywheel: Fiancée?
Martha Phelps: Yes.
Wolf J. Flywheel: You mean a woman of your culture and money and beauty and money and wealth and money would, would marry that imposter?


--Groucho Marx (as ) in The Big Store

Copacabana

Copacabana

Liggett, an Agent: I've got so many clients, they get in my hair!
Lionel Q. Deveraux: This guy must handle a flea circus.


--Groucho Marx (as ) in Copacabana

Copacabana

Copacabana

Steve Hunt: Do I know you?
Lionel Q. Deveraux: Do you know me? Lionel Q. Deveraux, your old room mate at Yale?
Steve Hunt: I never went to Yale.
Lionel Q. Deveraux: Remember those good old days at Erasmus High?
Steve Hunt: I never went to Erasmus High.
Lionel Q. Deveraux: At least you do remember when we graduated from PS 27?
Steve Hunt: No.
Lionel Q. Deveraux: Say, for a man with no education, you've done alright.


--Groucho Marx (as ) in Copacabana

A Night at the Opera

A Night at the Opera

Henderson: Hey, who were you talking to?
Otis B. Driftwood: I was talking to myself, and there's nothing you can do about it. I've had three of the best doctors in the East.


--Groucho Marx (as Otis B. Driftwood) in A Night at the Opera

A Night at the Opera

A Night at the Opera

Henderson: Say! Now, how did those two bed get together?
Otis B. Driftwood: Well, you know how those things are, they breed like rabbits.


--Groucho Marx (as Otis B. Driftwood) in A Night at the Opera

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