Gabby Wittaker: Convince a female? There ain't nobody livin' can tell 'em nothin'. Next to a sheep, they're the dumbest critters on earth.


--George 'Gabby' Hayes (as ) in Utah

Gabby: Doggone it! There's another good man gone and got himself roped and hogtied in spite of my warnings!


--George 'Gabby' Hayes (as ) in Colorado

Gabby: Look out, there. Don't try any tricks or I'll salivate you.


--George 'Gabby' Hayes (as ) in Romance on the Range

Gabby: Sassafras and shootin' irons! They're rustlin' the herd!


--George 'Gabby' Hayes (as ) in Heart of the Golden West

Gabby: Some job. I don't mind doin' a gal a favor, but all we do is ride. Burnin' up good energy and saddle leather!
Pat Brady: You been burnin' up her food, too, ain't you? Why, you're gorged to the gills right now.
Bob: All he can hear is the dinner bell. Two helpings of stew he had, and last night I saw him take a whole pie and hide it in the garbage chute.
Gabby: Awww, I never did...
[suddenly realizing]
Gabby: Garbage chute! I thought that was a cooler!


--George 'Gabby' Hayes (as ) in Sunset Serenade

Gabby: Then, ding-bust it, I'm going off by myself. Don't want any part of it.
Roy Rogers: Well, Gabby, I guess we can get along without you.
Gabby: Oh, trying to get rid of me, huh? Well, you ain't. I'm stickin' closer'n a mustard plaster.


--George 'Gabby' Hayes (as ) in Romance on the Range

Gabby: You know, the further west you go, the more dangerous it gets.


--George 'Gabby' Hayes (as ) in Colorado

Honest John Whittaker: And another thing - all horses must be kept off the sidewalks. And last and most important, saloons is to be kept closed between five and six in the morning. You got to sweep 'em out sometime!


--George 'Gabby' Hayes (as ) in West of the Badlands

Juke: [Holding a gun on the casino crowd] Get back there, all of yuh!
[Motioning to one of the men]
Juke: You too! This is private and poisonal between my friend and that scorpion there!


--George 'Gabby' Hayes (as ) in Albuquerque

Juke: [Ominously] Sometimes dead men leave ghosts behind 'em!


--George 'Gabby' Hayes (as ) in Albuquerque