Son of Flubber

Son of Flubber

Defense Secretary: Don't let those double-breasted suits up there fool you. Those boys are tough.


--Edward Andrews (as Defense Secretary) in Son of Flubber

Son of Flubber

Son of Flubber

Defense Secretary: Oh, you'll be recompensed. Goodness knows the Armed Services are never chintzy. Now what we do, we beard the Appropriations boys in Congress. Matter of fact, I'm putting two of my bravest financial officers on the mission.


--Edward Andrews (as Defense Secretary) in Son of Flubber

Son of Flubber

Son of Flubber

Defense Secretary: Remember, you're in Washington. Stop trying to be reasonable about money or you're going to bollocks up the whole thing.


--Edward Andrews (as Defense Secretary) in Son of Flubber

The Glass Bottom Boat

The Glass Bottom Boat

Gen. Wallace Bleecker: I haven't felt like this since Culver Military Academy.


--Edward Andrews (as Gen. Wallace Bleecker) in The Glass Bottom Boat

The Glass Bottom Boat

The Glass Bottom Boat

Gen. Wallace Bleecker: Who is Vladimir?


--Edward Andrews (as Gen. Wallace Bleecker) in The Glass Bottom Boat


Elmer Gantry

Elmer Gantry

George Babbitt: Besides, I'm for a free press, for free enterprise... and for whatever the hell the other freedoms are!


--Edward Andrews (as George F. Babbitt) in Elmer Gantry

The Unguarded Moment

The Unguarded Moment

Mr. Bennett: Leonard, when will you learn? Everybody does bad things. Everybody has something hidden. Everybody.


--Edward Andrews (as ) in The Unguarded Moment

Youngblood Hawke

Youngblood Hawke

Quentin Judd: Ladies and gentlemen, may the stag outrun the hounds!


--Edward Andrews (as ) in Youngblood Hawke

Send Me No Flowers

Send Me No Flowers

Dr. Morrissey: Is it a sharp pain, is it a dull pain, or does it grip like a vice
George Kimball: Yes, yes!
Dr. Morrissey: Nonono, pick one!
George Kimball: I guess it's a sharp pain, hurts like the dickens when I press it.
Dr. Morrissey: Then don't press it!


--Edward Andrews (as Dr. Morrissey) in Send Me No Flowers

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