When's Your Birthday?

When's Your Birthday?

Bartender at Charity Bazarr: [with wine bottle] Shall I pour it sir?
Mr. Henry Basscombe: [sarcastically] What do you expect it to... sweat itself out?


--Edgar Kennedy (as ) in When's Your Birthday?

When's Your Birthday?

When's Your Birthday?

Dustin Willoughby: [as Diane is leaving in a huff] Goodbye, Diane. Forget me and marry a Sagitarius.
Mr. Henry Basscombe: [angrily as he is leaving too through the door] She's gonna marry an Amerocan like her mother did!


--Edgar Kennedy (as ) in When's Your Birthday?

Unfaithfully Yours

Unfaithfully Yours

Detective Sweeney: You handle Handel like nobody handles Handel. And your Delius - delirious!


--Edgar Kennedy (as Detective Sweeney) in Unfaithfully Yours

The Sin of Harold Diddlebock

The Sin of Harold Diddlebock

Jake: [when asked to prepare Harold's very first alcoholic beverage] You arouse the artist in me.


--Edgar Kennedy (as Jake) in The Sin of Harold Diddlebock

Perfect Day

Perfect Day

Uncle Edgar: [gestures to gouted foot] I got a picnic of my own right here.


--Edgar Kennedy (as ) in Perfect Day


Perfect Day

Perfect Day

Uncle Edgar: Oh, shit!


--Edgar Kennedy (as ) in Perfect Day

Three Men on a Horse

Three Men on a Horse

Frankie: I thought you didn't believe in horseracin', Harry?
Harry, the Bartender: That's before I met Erwin.


--Edgar Kennedy (as ) in Three Men on a Horse

Three Men on a Horse

Three Men on a Horse

Frankie: One beer, Harry!
Harry, the Bartender: [Sarcastically] Two straws?


--Edgar Kennedy (as ) in Three Men on a Horse

Three Men on a Horse

Three Men on a Horse

Erwin Trowbridge: [after several drinks] That's funny. I'm kinda sorta feeling a little sleepy.
Patsy: What you need is a little drink to wake you up.
[to Harry, the bartender]
Patsy: Harry, scotch for Erwin. He needs a pick-up.
Harry, the Bartender: He'll need picking up, alright.


--Edgar Kennedy (as ) in Three Men on a Horse

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